My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
“I is a college student.”
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody’s perfect. I’m a Nobody.
My wife said “If you go hunting or fishing one more time
I’m going to leave you” …I’m sure going to miss her.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Today’s subliminal message is: ( )