WELCOME to Wednesday March 25, 2020
Bumper Stickers….
My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
“I is a college student.”
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody’s perfect. I’m a Nobody.
My wife said “If you go hunting or fishing one more time
I’m going to leave you” …I’m sure going to miss her.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Today’s subliminal message is: ( )
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a
wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget
to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life
to become well known, then wears dark glasses
to avoid being recognized. Fred Allen
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you
must always come back to the pleasant fact that
there are only ten of them. H.L. Mencken
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both
parties get what neither of them wanted. Author Unknown
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A conclusion is the place where you got
tired of thinking. Attributed to Arthur McBride Bloch
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A gentleman is a man who can play
the accordion but doesn’t. Author Unknown
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If all else fails, immortality can always be assured
by spectacular error. John Kenneth Galbraith,
Money: Whence It Came, Where It Went
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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end
today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schulz
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date’s door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. “I’ll be ready in a few minutes,” she said. “Why don’t you play with Spot, my dog, while you’re waiting?” He does wonderful tricks. He rolls over, shakes hands, sits up and if you make a hoop with your arms, he’ll jump through.” The dog followed John onto the balcony and started rolling over. John made a hoop with his arms and Spot jumped through–over the balcony railing. Just then John’s date walked out. “Isn’t Spot the cutest, happiest dog you’ve ever seen?” “To tell the the truth, ” he replied, “Spot seemed a little depressed to me!” 😳😎
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”
“When life gets you down do you wanna know what you gotta do…just keep swimming”
Answer: “Finding Nemo”
Ellen DeGeneres is brilliant as the voice of the blue tang fish, Dory, in 2003’s animated “Finding Nemo”. She teams up with Nemo’s dad Marlin, a clown fish voiced by Albert Brooks, to find little, lost Nemo. Dory has a very short memory, and she is alternately both amusing and inspirational. In their search, they encounter all kinds of dangers, e.g., sharks and jellyfish; The line is said by Dory says “When life gets you down do you wanna know what you gotta do…just keep swimming”; she says it over and over, and turns it into a song.
The other lines come from Norman Bates, Andy Dufresne and Dorothy Gale.
The other lines come from Norman Bates, Andy Dufresne and Dorothy Gale.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today.”
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Two 2s can be combined in many ways to express different numbers. Here are some!
2-2=0
2/2 = 1
.2 + 2 = 2.2
(2^2)! = 24 (4! means 4x3x2x1) (2^2 is 2 to the power of 2)
**CHALLENGE!**
Can you write an expression that has the value of exactly 5, using:
* two, and only two, 2s, and
* any mathematical symbols or operations?
You may not use any other numbers. The symbols used would be known by most high school maths students.
Answer: The square root of point 2 to the power of minus 2.
sqrt ( (.2)^(-2) )
.2^(-2) is the same as 1/0.04, i.e. 25
[Point 2 is usually written as 0.2, but .2 is also correct.]
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Sam the journalist has landed a job somewhere. The problem is, he doesn’t know where. All he knows
is that it is in one of 6 cities lined up in a row in northern Canada: Eh Land, Hockeyville, Curling Town,
Snowburg, New France, and Canada City. However his employer has left clues.
1. Curling Town is 2 cities away from the job’s location.
2. Hockeyville is 3 cities away from Snowburg.
3. Snowburg is on the right end.
4. New France is not the location.
5. Eh Land is 3 cities from Curling Town.
6. Canada City is 4 cities away from Snowburg.
7. Eh Land is next to the location and another place that isn’t the location.
Sam is lazy, so he is paying you to find out where he is working.
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