WELCOME to Friday March 27, 2020
THAT’S NOT MY JOB!
This is a story about four people in quarantine at home named: Everybody, Somebody,
Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job in the house that had to be done
and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have taken the
time out of his day watching tv and being on the internet to do it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody really got mad about that, because it really was Everybody’s job. Everybody
thought Anybody could have done it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
So after getting mad about the job not being done, Everybody went and blamed Somebody, after Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
Now I believe that Nobody should have blamed Somebody because it was Everybody’s job in the first place. Anybody could have seen that, but Nobody did. The final question is if Everybody did complete the job and Nobody saw it being done, why didn’t Somebody
speak up? Nobody said anything when Anybody could have spoken up…
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great weekend people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day
“A 102-year-old woman broke a pair of world track and
field records. The 102-year-old ran the 100-meter dash
with a time of ‘February.'” -Conan O’Brien
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“There’s a new study that says giving your child too much
praise can harm them later. If you’re too hard on your kids,
they grow up with no self-confidence, but if you praise them
too much, they grow up to be narcissists. What do these
little monsters want from us?” -Jimmy Kimmel
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“Engineers have crafted a futuristic jetpack that lets you fly
up to 10,000 feet in the air. It even has a cool name:
It’s called ‘YOU Try It First.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks
the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up
rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit
back into the cage on the neighbor’s back porch, hoping that they will
think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”
The guy stumbles around and says, “No.. umm.. no.. I didn’t. what happened?”
The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing
is that the day after the kids buried him in the backyard we went outside and someone
had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.
here are some real sick people out there!”😱😳
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”
“I’ll have what she’s having”
Answer: When Harry Met Sally!
In the 1989 movie “When Harry Met Sally”, Estelle Reiner (Carl’s wife and director Rob Reiner’s mother) spoke the line as a customer in a restaurant where Harry (Billy Crystal) and Sally (Meg Ryan) were eating. Harry and Sally argue over whether men and women can ever have a strictly platonic relationship. Sally fakes an orgasm, and that’s when the line is said by another diner. When they meet up ten years later, they again attempt to answer this question. Do they or don’t they?
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
I’m a creation of Cyberdyne Industries on a one track mission to locate and destroy..
TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD FOR SUPER SOLVING! 👍👍👍👍😁
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Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decode these stupid quotes said by different people?
“Sniomkg klils. fi yru’oe kleild, yvuo’e solt a ryev iotpnarmt rapt fo uyro eifl.” – Brooke Shields
“Het ienrtnet si a teagr ayw ot etg no teh ent.” – Bob Dole
“I velo Cnrlifaoia, I pirtlcalcay wreg pu ni Pnohiex.” – Dan Quayle
Answer:
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” – Brooke Shields (actress)
“The internet is a great way to get on the net.” – Bob Dole (U.S. Senator from Kansas)
“I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.” – Dan Quayle (former U.S. Vice President)
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
The following not only describes a famous monument, but is an anagram for its name. What is it?
Built to Stay Free
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