WELCOME to Tuesday April 7, 2020
THE SYMPTOMS OF INNER FAITH AND PEACE….
Be on the lookout for symptoms of faith and inner peace. The hearts of a great many have already been expose to faith and inner peace and it is possible that people everywhere could come down with it in epidemic proportions. This could pose a serious threat to what has, up to now, been a fairly stable condition of conflict in the world. Some signs and symptoms of faith and inner peace:
* A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences.
* An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
* A loss of interest in judging other people.
* A loss of interest in judging self.
* A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of others.
* A loss of interest in conflict.
* A loss of the ability to worry. (This is a very serious symptom.)
* Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
* Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature.
* Frequent attacks of smiling.
* An increasing tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen.
* An increased susceptibility to the love extended by others as well as the uncontrollable urge to extend it.
WARNING: If you have some or all of the above symptoms, please be advised that your
condition of faith and inner peace may be so far advanced as to not be curable. If you are exposed to anyone exhibiting any of these symptoms, remain exposed only at your own risk. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a Happy Tuesday people and whatever
you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day
“Right on the alarm clock is the snooze button, which is basically
a built-in cheating option. I don’t know why I didn’t think of it earlier,
but finally I just taped it down.” –Arj Barker
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“We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are
going to spend the rest of our lives.” –Plan 9 From Outer Space [Ain’t it the truth.]
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“I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking,
and then I thought, what good would that do?” —Ronnie Shakes
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“They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, so I figure
that’s why my boyfriend moved.” –Christy Murphy
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,
and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he says,
“Excuse me GOD, can I ask you a few questions?” GOD replied, “Go on Adam
but be quick I have a world to create.” So Adam says,” When you created Eve,
why did You make her body so curvy and tender unlike mine?” “I did that, Adam,
so that you could love her.” “Oh, well then, why did You give her long, shiny, beautiful
hair, and not me?” “I did that Adam so that you could love her.” “Oh, well then, why
hair, and not me?” “I did that Adam so that you could love her.” “Oh, well then, why
did You make her so dumb? Certainly not so that I could love her?”
“Well Adam, no. I did that so that she could love you” 😁😎
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”
” Gertie, I have to go pick up Elliot. Will you be a good girl and stay…”
Answer: E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial
E.T. learns to talk in the movie by copying Gertie watching “Sesame Street”! Gertie was played by the now very famous Drew Barrymore at the tender age of just seven years old. And would you believe Drew never finished high school? Shows what you can do when you have Steven Spielberg as a Godfather!
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Killian, I’ll Be Back!”
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Monday’s Quizzler is….
Name the automobile makes:
1. river wading place
2. ringed planet
3. famous emancipator
4. weep convulsively
5. Star Wars action figure
6. earth wanderer
7. spotted cat
8. heavy metal
9. evade
10. diminutive
11. endlessness
12. bawl + disparaging remark
Answer: 1. Ford
2. Saturn
3. Lincoln
4. Saab (sob)
5. Toyota (toy Yoda, HA-HA)
6. Land Rover
7. Jaguar
8. Mercury
9. Dodge
10. MINI
11. Infiniti (infinity)
12. Chrysler (cry+slur…a stretch, I know)
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Place the same pair of letters onto both sets of blanks to complete a common word. Each answer will have a different pair of letters.
1. F __ __ G __ __ N T
2. P A __ __ T __ __ G
3. __ __ C K L I __ __
4. B __ __ D S T __ __ D
5. __ __ A F __ __ T
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