Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to Wednesday April 8, 2020
 
The Positive Side of Life…..

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.
Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.
Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors….but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 
“The more I study religions the more I am convinced
that man never worshiped anything but himself.”
– Sir Richard Francis Burton

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“Democracy is the theory that the common people
know what they want and deserve to get
it good and hard.” – H. L. Mencken
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“Spare no expense to save
money on this one.” – Samuel Goldwyn
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“Some scholars of ancient Hebrew are now suggesting
that certain portions of the Bible could have been
written centuries earlier than others. The scholars say
they know this because the newer portions all begin,
‘Previously, on ‘The Bible.'” -Conan O’Brien
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“A new study revealed that losing a few pounds prior to
surgery could help reduce the risk of complications. When
they heard this, Americans were like,
‘Eh, we’ll take our chances.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels. A guide at the top of the ramp points out the various controls and gauges in the cockpit and gives information about the aircraft’s capabilities to each visitor who gets

in. When my two-year-old son sat down in the plane, he seemed fascinated by all he saw and heard. Then, he looked out at us and said, “Gramma, could I have a quarter?” 😳😁  
 
 
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
“Killian, I’ll Be Back!”
 
Answer: The Running Man!

Arnie plays Ben Richards, who is set up and forced to fight for his life in “The Running Man” game show hosted by Damon Killian. True to his word (as always!) Richards does indeed come back. The film is loosely based on a novel written by Stephen King that he wrote under the assumed name of Richard Bachman. He wrote the story in 72 hours.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“The most important thing in business is honesty, integrity, hard work, family, never forgetting where we came from. See, you are what you are in this world, that’s either one of two things: Either you’re somebody… or you’re nobody. I’ll be right back.”
 
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Place the same pair of letters onto both sets of blanks to complete a common word. Each answer will have a different pair of letters.

1. F __ __ G __ __ N T
2. P A __ __ T __ __ G
3. __ __ C K L I __ __
4. B __ __ D S T __ __ D

5. __ __ A F __ __ T

Answer: 1. RA = FRAGRANT

2. IN = PAINTING
3. NE = NECKLINE
4. AN = BANDSTAND

5. LE = LEAFLET

 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Oh, no! Chris, Dan, Jorge, Karl, and Eric have forgotten about Valentine’s Day! And, it’s February 13th! Each has bought a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, fiancee, or wife, wrapped in a different color. Figure out which gift each bought, the wrapping color, who he bought for, and what the relationships are.

The five men are Dan, the guy who sent roses, the man who sent chocolate, Eric, and Zoe’s fiance.
The roses were wrapped in green. The chocolate was not wrapped in pink and white.
The teddy bear was given to the 4 month girlfriend, who is not Tina.
A delighted wife received a gift wrapped in purple. An equally happy girlfriend, not Tina, had a red-covered present.
Carla has been dating for only 4 months, and Zoe was the most recently engaged.
No man has the same first initial as his girlfriend, fiancee, or wife.
Eric wasn’t proposing to Tina, but gave her a ring, anyway. They are not married.
Chris knows Zoe hates mushy stuff, so he got her an electronic device, wrapped in a color not normally associated with Valentine’s Day.

Jorge gave his fiancee a gift in emerald wrapping paper that matched the color of her eyes.

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