Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 20, 2020
THINKING OUT LOUD……AGAIN…..
Aren’t all questions answerable?
Before they invented drawing boards what did they go back to?
Can you confuse an open mind with one that is just vacant?
Can you ever get tired of sleeping?
Could you explain what would Happen if in a Book the First Page said
Everything in the Book Including the First Page was False?
Does a Bridge go Over Water or does Water go Under a Bridge?
Does a sense of humor bestow an evolutionary advantage?
Does an existentialist map have ‘You are here’ written all over it?
Ever notice how hindsight’s so much better than foresight? And do
you think we’d save time if we walked in hindsight first?
Have you noticed that nostalgia isn’t what it used to be?
How come things were so different before everything changed?
How many loud speakers does it take to proclaim the dropping of a pin?
If hind-sight is 20/20 does that make Heinz-sight 57/57?
If nothing is the opposite of everything just what is it?
If we live in a man-made world why can’t we remake it?
If we still can’t find out how long a piece of string is how are we
going to find out how long a rope is?
If you didn’t have problems would you need people around to help solve
them? Conversely if you didn’t have people around would you have any problems?
Why do we sometimes say that someone is Dumber than a Sack of Hammers?

Is a sack full of hammers dumber than just one hammer? If so then this implies

that a hammer has intelligence doesn’t it?
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay inside, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!  
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Quotes of the Day 
“For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life.
The hope is that it can revolutionize healthcare,

generate clean energy, become super-intelligent, take over
the world, make us all its slaves, etc.” -Jimmy Kimmel
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“Scientists have developed a car that can run on water.
The only problem is that the water has to come from the Gulf of
Mexico.” -Jay Leno
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“We have as a guest tonight, Archbishop Desmond Tutu. I’m
going to ask the question that’s on everyone’s mind: ‘As
a bishop, do you always have to move diagonally?'”
-Craig Ferguson

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“A 10-foot alligator found its way into a mall in Orlando.
Police are calling it a close call, while Panda Express is
calling it ‘Combo Meal No. 4’.” – Jimmy Fallon😁
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
The district attorney was cross-examining the murderess on the witness stand.
“And so after you had poisoned the coffee and your husband sat at the breakfast
table partaking of the fatal dosage, didn’t you feel any qualms? Didn’t you feel the slightest pity for him knowing that he was about to die and was wholly unconscious of it?”  “Yes,” she answered. “Come to think of it…there was just a moment when I sort of felt sorry for him.” “And, when was that?” “When he asked for the second cup.”😱
 
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
Ugarte: “You despise me, don’t you?”

Rick: “If I gave you any thought I probably would.”
Answer:  Casablanca

Rick Blaine was Bogart’s first romantic lead role but that wise-cracking mouth on which he’d built his reputation remained close to the surface in this film. Signor Urgarte is a petty crook for whom Blaine has little time. Whilst there is no mutual respect between the two and their association is brief they share some memorable dialogue.
Rick: “Who did you bribe for your visa? Renault or yourself?”

Ugarte: “Myself. I found myself much more reasonable.” 

 
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You two are just dumber than a bag of hammers,”
 
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Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
I may run rings around you

Or escape your clutching grip
Or leave a treacherous trail
That gives a sudden slip.
(If you’re not careful!)
You always end up winning,
While I shrink with each new meet:
Our bouts will be my ruin,
But you’ll come out smelling sweet.

What am I?

Answer:  A bar of soap.
 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
​Mischievous Casey is delighted when people write her name incorrectly.
She sounds so sincere as she very carefully spells it out: “C for chaos,
A for arpeggio, S for scenery, E for empty, Y for ____.”

Which of the following words is she most likely to select to help with ‘Y’?
Young
Youth
Yacht
Yikes!

Yahoo!

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