Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

Laws of Life:

Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up
five items at the store and then you add one more as
an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you
are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or
absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase
your taxes and just small enough to have no effect
on your take-home pay.
Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers
everything except what happens.
First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always
wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.
Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way
home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go
unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet
the boss in the parking lot.
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
MONDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day 
A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.

Charles Darwin
All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Henry Ellis
Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
William James
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
Jean-Paul Sartre
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!” He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been
eaten, but finds another sign that reads: “NOW THERE ARE TWO!” 😳😁😎
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
Every one of you listening to my voice, tell the world. Tell this to everybody, wherever they are. Watch the skies,
everywhere, keep looking. Keep watching the skies.’

Answer:   The Thing From Another World!

At the end of this 1951 movie, once the alien had finally been killed, a reporter, Ned ‘Scotty’ Scott (Douglas Spencer), said these lines while reporting from an Arctic research station. The Thing, a creature that had been frozen in the ice, was played by James Arness, who starred in ‘Gunsmoke’, a TV series that ran for twenty years.

This movie was remade in 1982 and titled ‘The Thing’. It starred Kurt Russell and the movie was changed to the point that at the end the research station had burned to the ground and there never was a Scotty.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
‘Come on… Come on! Do it! Do it! Come on. Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! I’m here! Kill me! Come on! Kill me! I’m here! Come on! Do it now! Kill me!’
Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
At noon, you look at the clock in your bedroom. The big hand is on the five and the 
little hand is in between the 3 and the 4. What time is it?

Answer:  Noon.

(However, if you answered that it’s time to get a new clock, you’re right, too.)
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
A group of four brothers did travel the land,

with only one steed shared among the whole band.
Though always surefooted, no matter the weather,
their mount would go lame if they didn’t ride together.
When one of the brothers was thrown and misplaced,
he was left where he lay and was quickly replaced.
When the ride became old and the brothers not needed,
to a game for all ages they simply retreated.
When many a player would fling them about,
and ringing a post was the victory shout.
Name us.
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