WELCOME to TUESDAY JUNE 30, 2020
Piano Jokes…….
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
A: A flat minor.
Q: What do you get if you run over an army officer with a steam roller?
A: A flat major.
Q: What do you say to an army officer as you’re about to run him or her over with a steam roller?
A: Be flat, major.
Q: What do you say after you run an army officer over with a steam roller?
A: See flat major.
Q: What key is “Exploring The Cave With No Flashlight” written in?
A: C sharp or B flat.
Q: What do you get when an army officer puts his nose to the grindstone?
A: A sharp major.
Q: What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?
A: A natural major.
Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won’t blow away?
A: Root position cords.
A note left for a pianist from his wife…….Gone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in a Minuet.
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY
TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day
“I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my foot-
prints. They’re upstairs in my socks.”
– Groucho Marx
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“The truth that makes men free is for the most part the
truth which men prefer not to hear.”
– Herbert Agar
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“The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed yet.”
– William Gibson
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“I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a “learning
experience.” Then again, I like to think of anything stupid
I’ve done as a “learning experience.” It makes me feel less
stupid.” –P. J. O’Rourke
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular. “When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I’d get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o’ bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans… all for a dollar!!” Then Grandpa said sadly, “You can’t DO that anymore…..
they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look.” 😳😁
they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look.” 😳😁
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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”
“No! No! No! It’s not supposed to happen this way! I’m supposed to go first. I’ve always been ready to go first! I-I don’t think I can take this”?
Answer: Steel Magnolias
M’Lynn and her friends were leaving Shelby’s funeral when M’Lynn broke out in tears and gave this heart wrenching speech.
“Steel Magnolias” was based on the real life of Susan Harling, who died of complications from diabetes. Robert Harling was having trouble becoming an established author. After his sister’s death, he wrote the play, “Steel Magnolias’. The play established Robert Harling as an authentic writer. It’s based on the last three years of Susan Harling’s life.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I want to tell you a story. I’m going to ask you all to close your eyes while I tell you the story. I want you to listen to me. I want you to listen to yourselves”.
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Monday’s Quizzler is….
In the paragraph below, each blank must be filled by a five-letter word, and the words are all anagrams of each
other (the words all contain the same five letters, in different order). Can you fill in the blanks?
Quaint _____ this hotel supplies,
That don’t appear upon the bill.
I speak of roaches, _____, and flies.
You _____ and slap. They’re with you still.
At _____ each guest _____ pained screams
That ought to plague the owner’s dreams.
Answer: Quaint ITEMS this hotel supplies,
That don’t appear upon the bill.
I speak of roaches, MITES, and flies.
You SMITE and slap. They’re with you still.
At TIMES each guest EMITS pained screams
That ought to plague the owner’s dreams.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Which word from Group B belongs in Group A?
GROUP A
Clipper
Caviler
Pacer
Maverick
GROUP B
Heat
Suns
Trailblazer
Jazz
Pelican
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