Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 3, 2020
Marriage Quotes 101…….
The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.
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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep
his mouth shut and his checkbook open. — Groucho Marx
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The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of
husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism
are one, and that one is Marxism. –Heidi Hartmann
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The happiest marriage I can imagine to myself would be the
union of a deaf man to a blind woman. — S. T. Coleridge
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The only one of your children who does not grow
up and move away is your husband.
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The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are
more mature. The new theory is that men don’t mature.
So, you might as well marry a younger one.
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There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than
electronic banking. It’s called marriage. — James Holt McGavran
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To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,

Whenever you’re right, shut up. — Nash

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
JULY 4 WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 
 
Brought up to respect the conventions, love
had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.

Bette Davis
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By trying we can easily endure
adversity. Another man’s, I mean.
Mark Twain
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California is a fine place to live – if
you happen to be an orange.
Fred Allen
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Cleanliness becomes more important
when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O’Rourke
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Cross country skiing is great if you
live in a small country.
Steven Wright
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a
while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright
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Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they
call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
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Don’t stay in bed, unless you
can make money in bed.
George Burns
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Drawing on my fine command of the
English language, I said nothing.
Robert Benchley
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Electricity is really just organized
lightning.  George Carlin
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Every man has his follies – and often
they are the most interesting thing he has got.
Josh Billings
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
At a wedding I recently attended, the priest called for a moment of silence to remember the faithful dead… As the church grew quiet, a little boy sitting in front of me turned to his father and said excitedly, “Dad, you have some of their albums!”😁
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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
“Do you have any idea what it’s like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing”.

Answer: “A Fish Called Wanda”  

“A Fish Called Wanda” was written by John Cleese of Monty Python fame. His name in the movie, Archie Leach is the real name of actor, Cary Grant. The movie was ranked as one of the fifty greatest movies of all times.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“In the end, they put candles on the bodies, so’s their friends if they had any could know them in the dark.” 
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Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
Jeff has five friends who have gone to different countries for a while to study the culture. He received a letter from each of his friends telling of the girls they found in these countries. Jeff lost the letters and forgot who found whom. Help him figure out which guy found which girl and each girl’s hobby, name, favorite food and in which country they were found.

Friends: Jerry, John, Mark, Luis, and Bill
Girls: Jennifer, Jessica, Marissa, Ashley, Brittany.
Countries: United States, Brazil, Norway, India, Denmark.
Hobbies: Playing the piano, Read, Cook, Clean, Shop.
Favorite Foods: Pizza, Lasagna, Lamb Chops, Steak, Shrimp.
1. The five friends are: The one who found Jennifer, the one who found the girl that likes to eat pizza, John, the one who found the girl from Denmark [who likes lasagna], and the one who found the girl who loves to shop.
2. The five girls are: The one found by Mark, the one who likes steak, the one who likes to play the piano, Ashley, and the girl found by John [who loves lamb chops].
3. No guy found a girl who shared the same initial in their names.
4. Part of Brazil is on the coast, there is a lot of seafood that is brought in. Jennifer lives close to the seafood market. She always secretly orders extra shrimp, her favorite.
5. Unlike Jeff’s other friends, Luis didn’t leave the United States. This is how he found Jessica, the master shopper.
6. Brittany came from a long line of musicians, her grandfather left her the piano she loves so dearly.
7. Jennifer was very smart and creative. This came from her continuous reading.
8. Although Ashley cooks, she doesn’t mind ordering the best food in the world, pizza.

9. The girl from India loves to cook.

Answer:  Jerry-Brittany-Denmark-Piano-Lasagna

John-Marissa-Norway-Clean-Lamb Chops
Mark-Jennifer-Brazil-Read-Shrimp
Luis-Jessica-United States-Shop-Steak

Bill-Ashley-India-Cook-Pizza 

 
 
 
 
 
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What is this phrase?

King Garfield and Queen Felix
King Scooby and Queen Lassie
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