WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 13, 2020
YOU KNOW YOU’RE WAY TOO STRESSED IF……..
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up.
The Sun is too loud.
Trees begin to chase you.
You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.
You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
You can hear mimes.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
Things become “Very Clear.”
You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.
The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
You and Reality file for divorce.
You can skip without a rope.
It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
MONDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day
“Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as
a steady purpose – a point on which the soul may fix its
intellectual eye.” – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
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“We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves.”
– Eric Hoffer
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“Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in
love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a
person who he should be.”
– Anton Chekhov
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him. The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, “You know, you’re the tenth car I’ve helped out of the mud today. “The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, “When do you have time to plough your land? At night? “No,” the young farmer replied seriously, “Night is when I put the water in the hole.” 😱😳😁😎
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”
“We will not go quietly into the night!” We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day”.
Answer: Independence Day!
When Thomas Whitmore gave the speech in the hangar to the men and women, “Today we celebrate our Independence Day” was added at the last moment. The hangar used for the speech used to be the home place of the Enola Gay, the airplane that dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima.
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ badges.”
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Friday’s Quizzler is….
Your task here is to change one letter in each of the following words,
in order to find six (6) words with a common theme.
MAIL
FIG
MUST
HIND
SLOW
SMUG
Answer: FIG –> FOG
MUST –> MIST
HIND –> WIND
SLOW –> SNOW
SMUG –> SMOG
MAIL –> HAIL
‘Weather conditions’ is the common theme.
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
Mice are famous for their ability to multiply at breakneck speeds. The type of mouse we have here gives birth once a month, birthing 12 babies each time. Baby mice mature and can give birth two months after they are born.
You picked up one of these cute baby mice at the pet shop and brought it home the day after it was born. In 10 months from now, how many mice will you have?
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