Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

You know you’re getting old when….

Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere.
Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
Your children are beginning to look middle-aged.
Your mind makes contracts your body can’t keep.
You look forward to a dull evening.
Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.

You know all the answers, but nobody asks the questions.

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY
TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day 
Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take a chance? Edgar Bergen

If your parents never had children,
chances are you won’t, either.
Dick Cavett
Beware the pull on your heartstrings —
it’s often the purse strings that are actually
being reached for. Barbara Mikkelson
“I never know how much
of what I say is true.” – Bette Midler

“I never forget a face, but in your case
I’ll be glad to make an exception.” – Groucho Marx
“TV is chewing gum for the eyes.”
– Frank Lloyd Wright
“Today is Cyber Monday, the big online shopping day. It will

be followed by Identity Theft Tuesday.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
He was a mediocre conductor of a mediocre orchestra. He had been having problems
with the basses; they were the least professional of his musicians. It was the last performance of the season, Beethoven’s 9th Symphony, which required extra effort from the basses at the end. Earlier that evening, he found the basses celebrating one of their birthdays by passing a bottle around. As he was about to cue the basses, he knocked over his music stand. The sheet music scattered. As he stood in front of his orchestra, his worst fear was realized; it was the bottom of the 9th, no score and the basses were loaded. 😱😳😁😎
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
 “When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”

Answer:  The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly!

In 1964, the first Clint Eastwood spaghetti western, ‘A Fistful of Dollars’, was released. In 1965, the second – ‘For A Few Dollars More’ – was released, and in 1966, the last was released – ‘The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly’. Eastwood is Blondie, The Good. Lee Van Cleef is Angel Eyes, The Bad, and Eli Wallach is Tuco, The Ugly. Around the time of the American Civil War, these three men come together to find a cemetery where they think a fortune in gold is buried. Tuco says the line “When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!”
Monday’s Quizzler is….​
 If you like solving puzzles, periodically,

Then this may suit your particular body chemistry.
One is partly controversial but makes hard teeth with just a trace,
Two is notoriously poisonous and sometimes seen with old lace.
Three made the Hindenburg rise and fall disastrously from the sky,
Four is most essential, without Thyroxin you would surely die.
Five is up in the air and to life it is very dear.
Six is like your favorite pub, a lot to do with atmosphere.
Put us all together and we wield economic power,
A magazine? ; a dress ? ; a trend? ; I change by the hour.

What am I?

Answer:   One : Fluorine in Fluoride prevents tooth decay.(F)

Two: Arsenic is poisonous (1944 Cary Grant movie “Arsenic and Old Lace” (As)
Three: Airship Hindenburg was filled with Hydrogen (H).
Four: Iodine is required by the thyroid gland for production of thyroxin. (I)
Five: oxygen required by most living organisms (O).
Six: Nitrogen makes up 80% of our atmosphere. (N)
F As H I O N
Fashion dictates spending patterns.
A Fashion Magazine.
A Fashion(able) dress.
Fashion is a trend.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many
syllables the answer of it has. Can you complete every question?

Sylalist: com con dent e el el er fort junc man ment na nov o or or phant pi ro rus sat sau scor the tion urn
1. Sign of the zodiac (3)
2. A Planet (2)
3. A Mammal (3)
4. Decoration (3)
5. Mansion (2)
6. Long Fiction (2)
7. Rat, Squirrel, etc. (2)
8. Quilted Bedcover (3)
9. Book of Synonyms (3)
10. and, but, for, so, etc. (3)
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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