WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 22, 2020
My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for… wait… AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl’s best friend.
I’m not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
“I is a college student.”
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Gravity- It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody’s perfect. I’m a Nobody.
My wife said “If you go hunting or fishing one more time I’m going to leave you” …I’m sure going to miss her.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
Today’s subliminal message is: ( )
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL
WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
Quotes of the Day
are bad. R.H. Grenier
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody.
Now I see that I should have been more specific.
Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In
The Universe, performed by Lily Tomlin
The large print giveth, but the small
print taketh away. Tom Waits, Small Change
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels
never get sucked into jet engines. Attributed
to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield
After all, what is your host’s purpose in having
a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if
that were their sole purpose, they’d have simply
sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi. P.J. O’Rourke
How come there’s only one Monopolies
Commission? Nigel Rees
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….
Tarzan and Jane were expecting their fourth child and were pretty
strapped for cash, so Tarzan decided to go into the used-crocodile
business. Monday morning he got up early, shaved, put on his best
loin cloth, swung down to the river, and spent the whole day fighting,
haggling over and hassling with cranky crocs. As dusk fell, a wan Tarzan
swung back to the treehouse and demanded, “Quick, Jane, a martini!”
Tossing it back he barked, “Another, Jane, on the double!” Gulping it down,
he held out his glass again. “One more, Jane.” “Aw, honey, don’t you think
you’re overdoing it a bit?” she chided gently. “You don’t understand,
Jane… it’s a jungle out there.”
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”
“Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!”
Answer: ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’
“Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!” is a quote from George M. Cohan. In the days of vaudeville, this was one way he closed the show. This quote is listed as number 97 on AFI’s list of 100 best movie quotes. James Cagney played George M. Cohan in the movie ‘Yankee Doodle Dandy’. Cohan (Cagney) meets and talks with President Roosevelt (Jack Young), recalling his fourth of July birthday and his life. AFI (American Film Institute) has given several awards to this movie; 98th best picture, 97th best quote, 88th most inspiring, 71st best song (“Yankee Doodle Boy”), and 18th best musical.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing.
Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
Use the syllables in the sylalist to complete the clues below. Each clue gives how many
syllables the answer of it has. Can you complete every question?
Sylalist: com con dent e el el er fort junc man ment na nov o or or phant pi ro rus sat sau scor the tion urn
1. Sign of the zodiac (3)
2. A Planet (2)
3. A Mammal (3)
4. Decoration (3)
5. Mansion (2)
6. Long Fiction (2)
7. Rat, Squirrel, etc. (2)
8. Quilted Bedcover (3)
9. Book of Synonyms (3)
10. and, but, for, so, etc. (3)
Answer: 1. Scorpio (scor pi o)
2. Saturn (sat urn)
3. Elephant (el e phant)
4. Ornament (or na ment)
5. Manor (man or)
6. Novel (nov el)
7. Rodent (ro dent)
8. Comforter (com fort er)
9. Thesaurus (the sau rus)
10. Conjunction (con junc tion)
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
I am where the sky is orange;
I am where the grass is red;
I am the land of violet bananas
and the home to blue oranges.
What am I?
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