Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 23, 2020
Thinking Out Loud….

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, does it make a sound?
A single fact can spoil a good argument.
Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we’re already there?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If you yelled at your plants instead of talking to them, would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?😳

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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Quotes of the Day 
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of

a dog it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx
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“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of
television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.”
– Johnny Carson
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“If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?”
– Steven Wright
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“Police in the U.K. rented a bouncy castle to cushion the
fall when a man threatened to jump off of a building. That
must have been an interesting talk. ‘Sir, do not jump. But
if you do, please take your shoes off, and no rough-housing
once you’re in there.'” -Jimmy Fallon
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“It’s been raining so much in Los Angeles that the Chia Pet
I threw in the garbage is now blocking my entire driveway.”
-Jay Leno
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Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes….   
The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the
produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and
the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing
and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens
cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don’t buy toilet paper there anymore. 😱😳😁😎
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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” 
“You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing.
Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve?
Answer:  To Have and Have Not!

“You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together – and blow.” This is said by Marie Browning (Bacall) to Steve Morgan (Humphrey Bogart) in the 1944 film, ‘To Have and Have Not’.

The movie takes place in Martinique during World War II. Bogart and a partner own a boat for hire but desperately need money. Bacall is a singer that backs the resistance movement. She and Bogart are romantically involved.

 
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.”
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Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
 I am where the sky is orange;

I am where the grass is red;
I am the land of violet bananas
and the home to blue oranges.
What am I?

Answer:   I am a film negative.

On a negative, everything is its complementary color (red and green complement each other, as do yellow and violet, and blue and orange)
 
 
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
The Situation:

There is an island with 10 inhabitants. One day a monster comes and says that he intends to eat every one of them but will give them a chance to survive in the following way:
In the morning, the monster will line up all the people – single file so that the last person sees the remaining 9, the next person sees the remaining 8, and so on until the first person that obviously sees no one in front of himself. The monster will then place black or white hats on their heads randomly (they can be all white, all black or any combination thereof).
The monster will offer each person starting with the last one (who sees everyone else’s hats) to guess the color of his/her own hat. The answer can only be one word: “white” or “black”. The monster will eat him on the spot if he guessed wrong, and will leave him alive if he guessed right. All the remaining people will hear both the guess and the outcome of the guess. The monster will then go on to the next to last person (who only sees 8 people), and so on until the end.
The monster gives them the whole night to think.
The Task:
Devise the optimal strategy that these poor natives could use to maximize their survival rate.
Assumptions:
1) All the 10 people can easily understand your strategy, and will execute it with perfect precision.
2) If the monster suspects that any of the people are giving away information to any of the remaining team members by intonation of words when answering, or any other signs, or by touch, he will eat everyone.
3) The only allowed response is a short, unemotional “white” or “black”.

4) Having said that, I will add that you can put any value you like into each of these words. For example, “white” can mean “my mother did my laundry” and “black” can mean the guy in front of me is wearing a black hat.

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