Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

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WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 31 2020  

THINKING OUT LOUD………..
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
The pen is mightier than the sword — if the sword is very small and the pen is real sharp.
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Call me insane one more time and I’ll eat your other eye!
I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?
Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can’t it get us out?
The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.

Money isn’t everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
MONDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
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q u o t e s o f t h e d a y  
“You can’t deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down

in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.”
– Stephen King
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“I have found that if you love life, life will love you
back.” – Arthur Rubinstein
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“It’s all right letting yourself go as long as you can let
yourself back.”
– Mick Jagger
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G u a r a n t e e d   t o   R o l l  Y o u r   E y e s

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre.
When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir,
but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher
became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, I’m going to have to
call the manager. The cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the
aisle. In a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried
repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the
police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, “All right buddy, what’s
you’re name?” “Sam,” the cowboy moaned. “Where ya from, Sam? “With pain in
his voice Sam replied…. “The balcony.” 😳😎
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “

“What’s the T-shirt say?”  “I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to catch up.”
Answer:  The Sum of All Fears

In this scene U.S. CIA director Bill Cabot (Morgan Freeman) and his assistant Jack Ryan (Ben Affleck) are inspecting a Russian factory where nuclear bombs are being decommissioned. Cabot sees one worker with a T-shirt that has writing in Russian on it. He asks one of his Russian hosts for a translation with the first line and the host replies with the second. Affleck is the third actor who has played the character of Jack Ryan in movies made from Tom Clancy stories. The first two were Alec Baldwin in “The Hunt for Red October” (1990), Harrison Ford in “Clear and Present Danger” (1994), and Harrison Ford in “Patriot Games” (1992).
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Yes – it wasn’t logical.” “You were a TOMATO. A tomato doesn’t have logic! A tomato can’t move!”
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Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Everyone knows and loves Disney Characters, so I have created a little challenge to test your knowledge of the many characters created by the Disney Studios over the years.

Can you figure out the characters represented by each clue below? Good luck and have fun reminiscing about all these memorable characters!
1. To act really strange, silly and funny
2. Smallest and farthest planet from the sun
3. Rhymes with picky house
4. Very short skirt + rhymes with house
5. Name for a Mafia boss + not young + avoid being hit
6. Opposite of light + the appendage of a bird used for flying + bird that goes “quack”
7. Type of flower + rhymes with luck
8. Tint or shade of a color + E + moisture found on grass in the morning + E + and + in _____ of (also rhymes with clue) + E
9. A round disc used as money in poker + and + canyon or lowland
10. Obscene, indecent or lecherous (rhymes with crude) + synthetic hair worn by woman + Von + D + tool used to sweep leaves
Answer: 1. Goofy

2. Pluto
3. Mickey Mouse
4. Minnie Mouse (mini + mouse)
5. Donald Duck (don + old + duck)
6. Darkwing Duck (dark + wing + duck)
7. Daisy Duck (daisy + duck)
8. Huey, Dewey and Louie (hue + E, + dew + E, + and + lieu + E)
9. Chip and Dale (chip + and + dale)
10. Ludwig Von Drake (lewd + wig + von + D + rake)


Friday’s Quizzler is…….
Ten students in Ms. Borowski’s 6th grade class have been given a HUGE project!!! They have to research famous historical leaders (assigned–they can’t even choose), and present them in front of the class using creative methods. However, they can at least work in pairs! Can you figure out which pairs presented whom, what presentation method they used, and what grade they received?

Tony and Lizzy received the same grade – one did a documentary and the other created a PowerPoint Presentation.
Tony lent Roxanne a book on Simon Bolivar for her project, not knowing that Jenna had already borrowed the same book from the library.
Sarah couldn’t get Karl to do anything more than a timeline, which received the lowest grade.
Churchill ended up on a poster.
Zoe did not receive a B.
Danielle had already done numerous reports on Hitler, so she was thankful when she was assigned Churchill.
Although he wasn’t supposed to, Joey helped Adam with his documentary of Hitler, since Joey was doing a report on the American leader during that time period.
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