Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2020
 Dog Property Rules……..
1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5. If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
7. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
10. If its broken, it’s yours.
  Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, an d whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!  

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y  
“Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.”- George Washington

“Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.” – Ernest Hemingway

“If it weren’t for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we’d still be eating frozen radio dinners.” – Johnny Carson

“A man’s life always starts today. Every morning is a beginning, a fresh start, and a man needn’t be hog-tied to the past. Whatever went before, a man’s life can begin now, today.” –Louis L’Amour

“Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.” -Bertrand Russell

“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.” -Benjamin Franklin

G u a r a n t e e d   t o   R o l l  Y o u r   E y e s The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. So she waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself. “Hi, I’m calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.” Secretary at high school answered, “I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence. Who is this calling please?” “This is my mother.”  😱😳😁😎

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”    “Of course, when they bring the maple syrup after the pancakes, it’ll definitely be too late.””How is that gonna be too late? We haven’t ordered the pancakes yet.”

Answer:  Rain ManAfter the death of his father, materialistic car salesman Charlie Babbitt (Tom Cruise) learns he has an autistic brother Raymond (Dustin Hoffman), who is in an institutional home in Cincinnati. When he learns his father left a $3 million trust fund to Raymond, he attempts to get to know Ray better. Charlie picks up Ray and starts driving them to Charlie’s home in Los Angeles (Ray is afraid of flying). In this scene, the two them are eating breakfast in a restaurant. Ray says the first line and Charlie recalls that Doctor Bruner (at Ray’s institution) had explained that people afflicted with autistism are overly dependent on routine. He replies with line two. In the 1989 Academy Awards, “Rain Man” won four Oscars, including Best Picture and Dustin Hoffman for Best Actor in a Leading Role. In the scene at the pancake diner, the boy at the counter is Dustin Hoffman’s son Jake.  

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? “Can we open up the window, professor? It’s hot in here.”  “Your comfort comes second to my ability to hear my own voice.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​  The following four (4) clues are the definitions of words that have been jumbled below and turned into anagrams. Your job is to correctly unravel the anagrams and then place them next to their proper definition. Good luck!
1. The formal activities conducted on some important public or state occasion.2. Extremely funny.3. Exhilarated or stupefied by, or as if by alcohol.4. Causing serious thoughts, or a grave mood.
Jumbled Anagrams:Hi! Our sailOne mercyMelonsBare in diet

Answer:  Anagrams:Hi! Our sail – HilariousOne mercy – CeremonyMelons – SolemnBare in diet – Inebriated Rearranged anagrams now placed next to their correct definition:1. The formal activities conducted on some important public or state occasion – Ceremony2. Extremely funny – Hilarious3. Exhilarated or stupefied by, or as if by alcohol – Inebriated4. Causing serious thoughts, or a grave mood – Solemn

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……. The wind eased itself gently through Captain Sheba’s hair as he pressed his eye against his spy glass. “Land! At last we are rich!” he shouted to his crew members. They anchored not very far away from the strange little island, rowed toward the shore and arrived safely. “Brethren, we’ve found the island. From the information we have so far, the treasure is hidden under one of these colored rocks on the shore and the rest of the rocks have a poisonous gas trapped beneath them. Alas, I can’t afford to lose any of my crew members. If we could only decode the last part of these writings, we would know which rock the treasure is under. I will give ten percent of the find to anyone who is able to decode this last message!”

At the end of your power
At the beginning of eternity
Blessed is he who finds me
He who still exists after uncovering me
To enjoy my riches forever
My last is in mud somewhere wherever

That’s all the writings say. There are four rocks. They are blue, red, white, and black respectively. Which one has the treasure hidden under it?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases!  Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/RECOMMENDED WEBSITE LINKS:http://www.slampi.org, https://elisabethluxe.com, http://www.themuscleministry.com.CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store.

​ ​

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s