WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBERER 1, 2020 Thinking Out Loud……
Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
If “con” is the opposite of “pro,” then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to “cure” it?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
War doesn’t determine who’s right, just who’s left Hey I’m just saying.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
Our life is short, your duties many, your assistance great, and your reward sure; therefore faint not, hold on and hold up, in ways of well-doing, and heaven shall make amends for all. Thomas Brooks
You’ve got to get to the stage in life where going for it is more important than winning or losing. Arthur Ashe
Since life and experience is a matter of trial-and-error, there’s no need to take choosing – or life itself – too seriously. Soren Lauritzen
We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it. William Osler
It is for the superfluous things of life that men sweat. Marcus Annaeus Seneca
Once you say you’re going to settle for second, that’s what happens to you in life. John F. Kennedy
To win in life, don’t fear in life. Unknown
Everyone has his own specific vocation or mission in life…….Therein he cannot be replaced, nor can his life be repeated. Thus, everyone’s task is as unique as his specific opportunity to implement it. Franki
The sound of life has divine silence. Kedar Joshi
A man with outward courage dares to die. A man with inward courage dares to live. Unknown
Where you end up is not the most important thing. It’s the road you take to get there. The road is what you’ll look back on and call your life. Tim Willey
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s! The maharajah of an Indian Province issued a royal decree. He ordered that no one was to kill any wild animals while he was the country’s leader. The decree was honored until there were so many Bengal Tigers running loose that the people revolted and threw the maharajah from power. This is the first known instance of the reign being called on account of the game.😏😁
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” “Why so serious?”
Answer: The Dark Knight Heath Ledger, as The Joker, said this at one point in the 2008 film “The Dark Knight. While holding a knife to his next victim’s throat, the Joker explains how he got the scars on his face. It seems his father was a fiend who killed his mother in front of him, then asked “Why so serious son? Let’s put a smile on that face”; he then proceeded to put the knife in his son’s mouth and gashed him. The Joker then repeats the phrase, right before killing his next victim; but his story changes with each telling. Somehow, Heath Ledger’s portrayal of The Joker is all the more poignant because Heath died from a drug overdose just months after making the film.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? “Just keep swimming.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…. Five people are getting a job after they get married.
First Names- Adam, Jacob, Sydney, Sarah, Ashley Last Names- Adams, Thompson, Jackson, Newman, Huds n Married to- Ella, Emma, Brad, Levi, and Tyler Jobs- Doctor, Veterinarian, Teacher, Lawyer, Hair Stylist City Working in- Chicago, New York Los Angeles, Columbus, Phoenix
1. Adam (whose last name is not Hudson) doesn’t work in Los Angeles.
2. The five people are Jacob, Mr. Thompson, the one married to Tyler, the veterinarian, and the one who works in Columbus.
3. The person who is the doctor doesn’t work in Phoenix.
4. The person whose last name is Newman (who isn’t Sydney) is the teacher.
5. Sydney, whose last name is Adams, doesn’t work in New York.
6. The five jobs belong to the hair stylist, Sydney, the one married to Levi, the person whose last name is Newman, and the one who works in Chicago.
7. The doctor isn’t married to Ella. The veterinarian isn’t married to Brad.
8. Emma (who isn’t married to Jacob) is married to the doctor.
9. Mrs. Jackson doesn’t work in Phoenix.
10. Sarah (whose last name is not Hudson) is the hair stylist.
11. The veterinarian works in New York. The lawyer works in Columbus.
12. Jacob’s last name is Newman.
13. Brad is married to the lawyer.
Answer: Adam Thompson married Emma and is the doctor in Chicago.
Jacob Newman married Ella and is the teacher in Phoenix.
Sydney Adams married Brad and is the lawyer in Columbus.
Sarah Jackson married Tyler and is the hair stylist in Los Angeles.
Ashley Hudson married Levi and is the veterinarian in New York.
Thursday’s Quizzler is……. A little shop in New York is called The Seven Bells, yet it has eight bells hanging outside. Why?
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