Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 9, 2020
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…

You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up.

The Sun is too loud.Trees begin to chase you.

You begin to explore the possibility of setting up an I.V. drip solution of espresso.

You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.

You can hear mimes.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.

Things become “Very Clear.

“You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You begin speaking in a language that only you and Chanelers can understand.

The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.

You and Reality file for divorce.

You can skip without a rope.

It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You have great revelations concerning: Life, the Universe and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before the white glow disappears, leaving you more confused than before.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

You can travel without moving. Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.

You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you have said it before.

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT
WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am  outta here!  Eucman!  

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y  
“In China, an animal trainer taught his monkeys Kung fu,and then they attacked him using his best kung fu moves.Luckily, they were no match for the parrot he’d taught tofire a gun.” -Conan O’Brien 

“You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.” – Mark Twain. 


“As God once said, and I think rightly…” – Margaret Thatcher.  

“Whoever said ‘nothings impossible’ never tried to nail Jell-O to a tree” – Lisa Bryant 

 “If they can send one man to the moon why can’t they send them all?” – Amy          


G u a r a n t e e d   t o   R o l l  Y o u r   E y e s! There was a tribe in Africa which was very fierce and warring…they would battle all the tribes in the area, and they always won. As a victory trophy, they would take the throne of the chief of the defeated tribe and carry it home, chanting victory chants and singing the whole way. When they got home, they would put the throne in the attic of the grass hut. This went on for quite some time, and soon the throne collection grew, adding to the prestige of the tribe.
One day, they battled a tribe of fairly large people, some might call them giants. They won, and they struggled to get the throne home…but the chanting and joyesness prevailed as usual. When they got home, they had the ritual of putting the throne in the attic of the grass hut, but the weight was too much. The ceiling collapsed, killing everyone on the tribe.  The moral: People who live in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.    

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”    “Cargo and ship destroyed. I should reach the frontier in about 6 weeks. With a little luck the network will pick me up.

Answer:  Alien! Responding to an S.O.S. a mining crew unknowingly brings an alien monster on board ship. As it grows, so does its strength and ferociousness, and before long Ripley is the only crew member left alive. This quote is from the very end of the movie, when she and the cat hunker down in an escape pod to a hibernated sleep, after everything else has been destroyed in an attempt to kill off the alien.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
 “The United States Government just asked us to save the world. Anyone wanna say no?”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​What phrase is represented below?

NME NME NME
NME I Am NME
NME NME NME
Answer:  I am surrounded by enemies. 

Friday’s Quizzler is…….Can you name the salad veggies? Use synonyms of each word in the clue; put them together to sound out the answer.

EG. Clue: Dog Bloom
Answer: Cauliflower
Explanation: “Collie” “Flower”

1. Caution Groove
2. Rotate Bite
3. Fish-egg Hair
4. Allow We
5. Twirl Scratch
6. Taxi Shift
7. Animal-park Crucial Leg-joint
8. Signal Burden
9. Awesome Plate
10. Invigorate Each

Bonus:

-Room Jumble
-Compel Whip
-Not Age

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