Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 15, 2020
Laws of Life:
* Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.
* Kauffman’s Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
* Miller’s Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.
* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you’ll want to be doing something else.
* Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.
* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.
* Lampner’s Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot. 😏   

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here!  Eucman!  

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y    A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. Charles Darwin

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. Ralph Waldo Emerson

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. Henry Ellis

Any idiot can face a crisis – it’s day to day living that wears you out.Anton Chekhov

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact. William James  

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. Mark Twain

Every man dies. Not every man really lives. William Wallace

Everything has been figured out, except how to live. Jean-Paul Sartre  

G u a r a n t e e d   t o   R o l l  Y o u r   E y e s! A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: “WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!” He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: “NOW THERE ARE TWO!” 😳😁😎  

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”      “You see their young enter through the ears and wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex. This has the effect of rendering the victim extremely susceptible to suggestion. Later, as they grow, follows madness and death.” 

Answer:  Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan!  Years before Captain Kirk had left Khan and his followers marooned on an uninhabited planet, where they could not cause grief to anyone else. Now, their paths have crossed again, and Khan wants his vengeance. This quote occurs when Khan has managed to capture Kirk’s crewmember, Chekov, and is implanting a creature into Chekov’s ear so that Chekov will do his bidding, and help him capture Kirk.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I’ve just been down the gullet of an interstellar cockroach. That’s one of a hundred memories I don’t want.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​  Jesse James’ lesser known brother, Eddie has also decided to take up robbing banks for a living. He is unfortunately a little slow and has forgotten to bring the dynamite to blow open the safe!

Using logic, the following clues and a large amount of patience, can you figure out the 10 digit number to crack the safe?

*All digits from 0 to 9 are used exactly once.

*The sum of the 2nd, 5th, 6th and 8th digits is a single digit number.

*The 4th digit is a perfect square.

*The 3rd digit is 1.

*The sum of the 4th and 7th digits is a perfect square.

*The value of the 10th digit is twice that of the 2nd.

*The product of the 4th and 6th digits is equal to that of the 10th and 2nd digits.

*The 5 is next to the 6 but not the 4. 
Answer: 8 3 1 9 4 2 7 0 5 6

Thursday’s Quizzler is……. I constantly collide into all the others, The only one of 16 without colors. Associated with English and banking and breaking, The answer is right there for the taking.

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