WELCOME to TUESDAY OCTOBER 27, 2020
The First Parent….
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God’s omnipotence did not extend to his kids.
After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: “Don’t.”
“Don’t what?”, Adam replied.
“Don’t eat the forbidden fruit.”
“Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?”
“It’s over there,” said God, wondering why He hadn’t stopped after making the elephants.
A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.
“Didn’t I tell you not to eat that fruit?” the First Parent asked.
“Uh huh,” Adam replied.
“Then why did you?”
“I dunno,” Adam answered.
God’s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.
If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven’t taken it, don’t be hard on yourself.
If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you? Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the less time you have to do it in.
Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting on the nothing you are doing.
The more trivial your research, the more people will read it and agree.
The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.
The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
The most important item in an order will no longer be available.
The most interesting results happen only once.
The most savage controversies are those aboutmatters as to which there is no good evidence either way.
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
The number of people watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
The obscure a bureaucrat may see eventually; the completely apparent takes forever.
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s! A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.” “I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.” “The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fortune of $1.37.” “Then my wife’s father died and left us two million dollars.” 😁😎
Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ” “Always the same narrow people, the same mindless FACES”
Answer: “Titanic” The full quote “I saw my whole life as if I’d already lived it… an endless parade of parties and cotillions, yachts and polo matches… always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice, with no one to pull me back, no one who cared… or even noticed.” is a rather depressing reflection. This is spoken in voice-over by the old Rose DeWitt Bukater (from the movie “Titanic”) on her protected, rich life that she had been living but not enjoying at the time of the fateful journey. While she is saying this, images of her younger self, sitting through a formal first class dinner, play on the screen.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“In PRISON, dinner was always a big thing”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Decipher this phrase-NHAPPY
Answer: Unhappy without you 😁
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Guess this prefix…
I change something weighing two thousand pounds into a small, light container.I turn a food that is decaying into one that isn’t.I turn a whole country into a small flower.I change something alive into something flat and not alive.
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