Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 28, 2020

Business one-liners 101…….
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers.

When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

When your opponent is down, kick him.

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Where you stand depends on where you sit.

While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.

Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?

Why is it that there are so many more horses’ asses than there are horses? – G. Gordon Liddy

Why worry about tomorrow? We may not make it through today.

Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.

You’re not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on.  

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here!  Eucman!  

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y   

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Don Marquis

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Ronald Reagan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I. Oscar Levant

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life. Brooke Shields

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields

Television has brought back murder into the home – where it belongs. Alfred Hitchcock

G u a r a n t e e d   t o   R o l l  Y o u r   E y e s! A couple moved to the country when they retired. One mild winter, they had a bit of a problem with rodents in the garage. So they bought one of those little sub-sonic mouse repellants, the kind you plug in and they emit some kind of sound that drives off mice. The husband was showing it to their neighbor and explaining that it was an animal repellant. He told her that it worked on every thing from mice to elephants. “Really!?” she said, “Mice to elephants, eh.” sounding a bit skeptical. “Yes,” he replied, seriously. “We’ve had it here for a couple of weeks now and we haven’t had a single elephant in the garage the whole time!”  😁😎  

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”      “In PRISON, dinner was always a big thing”

Answer:  “Goodfellas” In this quote from “Goodfellas”, Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) reflects about one of the few high points that life behind bars has. This quote, continued with details of how the inmates prepared food and how each contributed a special skill, is also spoken as a self-reflecting voice-over, over the images of the food being prepared, just after Henry has submitted to being taken to jail.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
 “My mama always said LIFE was like a box of chocolates”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​ 

Guess this prefix…
I change something weighing two thousand pounds into a small, light container.I turn a food that is decaying into one that isn’t.I turn a whole country into a small flower.I change something alive into something flat and not alive.

Answer:  The prefix is “CAR-“.
I change something weighing two thousand pounds into a small, light container. CARton
I turn a food that is decaying into one that isn’t. CARrot
I turn a whole country into a small flower. CARnation
I change something alive into something flat and not alive. CARpet  

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….

Forrie Agincourt and Sarah Bellum alit from the train at Union Station. As they followed the crowd toward the stores, Forrie carefully dodged anyone wearing a small hat. Sarah Bellum watched him for a minute, finally figuring out that he was practicing “cap-shun” from their on-board word game. She giggled and leaned forward to speak to him over the bustle of the crowd.”We came in on location #9; I hope we get one higher on the way home.””Huh? Why?” Forrie asked.”I’ve been under too much ten-shun lately.” Forrie made a horrid face and mimed sticking a finger down his throat.”You can get away with that once, but not twice, young man!””I’m sorry, Aunt …”, and he noticed the smirk on her face.”For every ac-shun, there is an equal and opposite re-ack-shun. I’d have to avoid the second time, right?”Forrie’s face twisted in on itself, but he kept his fingers away from his mouth.”I was going to wait for the trip home, but I think I’d better retaliate now.””You have more shun words?””Yup.”
How many of Forrie’s avoidances can you puzzle out?
1. Avoidance of train rails

2. Avoidance of the 4×100-meter race

3. Avoidance of sodium4. Avoidance of police “sting” operations

5. Avoidance of California’s largest city

6. Avoidance of top marks in school

7. Avoidance of the Three Stooges’ leader

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