Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 17, 2020

Winter Seminars……

New Winter Seminars for Women

The Auto Hood Release, What Is It And Why Is It There

Life Beyond Shoes

Money, The Non-Renewable Resource

How To Get 90 Minutes Out Of An Hour

Why Men Don’t Like Any Of Your Friends

How To Be A Victim Of Marketing

How To Get Out Of Bed Without Waking Up Your Man

Is There Really Enough Makeup In The World

How To Get The Most Out Of A Garbage Bag

Cigar Smoke And Its Benefits

Clocks And Time: The Mysterious Connection

Tupperware: Its Social And Environmental Drawbacks

Where To Look When Your Auto Is In Reverse

Learning When Not To Talk, And Then Not Talking

How To Avoid Turning Into Your Mother

Quality Time: When You And Your Husband Should Spend Time Apart

Beyond The Front Page: Exploring The Daily Newspaper

How To Accept Criticism or When To Give Up On Cooking

Telltales Sounds Associated With Auto Collisions

Toilet Paper And The Loss Of The Rain Forests: The Vital Connection

When Ignorance Can Be A Blessing: Household Finances And You

How To Keep ‘Em Guessing, or: 101 Ways To Fold A Towel

Talking And Driving: There’s Got To Be A Way

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY
TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Children nowadays are tyrants. They
contradict their parents, gobble their
food, and tyrannise their teachers.
Socrates

Children really brighten up a
household – they never turn the lights off.
Ralph Bus

Clothes make the man. Naked
people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain

Dancing: the vertical expression
of a horizontal desire.
George Bernard Shaw

Diplomacy is the art of saying
‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
Will Rogers

Do you know what it means to come home
at night to a woman who’ll give you a little
love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
It means you’re in the wrong house.
Henny Youngman

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s!
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear
to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see
that Indian?” “Yeah,” says the other cowboy. “Look,” says the first one,
“he’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction.”
Just then the Indian looks up. “Covered wagon,” he says, “about two miles
away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household
effects in wagon.” “Incredible!” says the cowboy to his friend. “This Indian
knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who
is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!” The Indian looks up
and says, “Ran over me about a half hour ago.” 😱😁😎

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die”

Answer: The Princess Bride
Mandy Patinkin played Inigo Montoya, a man obsessed with avenging the death of his father at the hands of a man with six fingers on one hand. The villain turns out to be Count Rugen, who Montoya fights and kills while saying the above line over and over again. “The Princess Bride” tells the story of Buttercup and Westley, two star-crossed lovers who overcome great odds to wind up together. Although only a modest success at the time, it has grown in popularity and critical acclaim as time has passed.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was to convince the world he didn’t exist”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Let’s get ready for challenge.
I think you know where I am.
Because, as you know, I hold lots of knowledge.
Really, I can lend a helping hand.
Although since people most often come for
Riveting good stories and tales,
You, my friend, can find knowledge in me.
Whether it be history, science, or Braille.
I cannot be held in your hand, you see.
I’m quite a bit larger than that.
So come right in, and let’s begin.
Put on your thinking cap!

Answer: A library. (Also, the first letter of the first few lines spell out “library”)

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

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