Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JANUARY 6, 2021

Thinking Out Loud…..

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What’s another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL
WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.” Steven Wright

“Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.” Cecil B. DeMille

“Truth is what stands the test of experience.” Albert Einstein

G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s!
Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Pastor Nelson
offered Bill $500 to buy paint and paint the church. Well Bill went out
bough some paint and started painting the church. He discovered that
he was using more paint than he expected so the added some thinner
to the paint, well it is still covered but not as well as it did at first. Well
he still was using more paint than he wanted to use so he added still
more thinner to the paint. Well, the paint was too thin cover well but
Bill still kept on painting. All of a sudden there was a bolt of lighting
and a loud voice from the sky proclaimed,
“Repaint and thin no more” 😳😁😎

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Your name is John Coffey? “Yes sir, boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.”

Answer: The Green Mile
In this scene, Depression-era death row prison guard, Paul Edgecomb (Tom Hanks), takes custody of huge prisoner John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan), who is accused of murdering two little girls (he is later seen by the guards to be innocent). Edgecomb asks the first line as he checks his clipboard, after he and several other guards escort Coffey to his new cell, and Coffey responds with line two. Coffey’s magical powers then lead to some amazing events. In the 1995 Academy Awards, “The Green Mile” was nominated for four awards, including Best Picture, but didn’t win any. Best Picture that year went to “American Beauty.” The scene showing Coffey watching Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers dancing (in the 1935 movie “Top Hat”) to the song “Cheek to Cheek” and the line “I’m in Heaven…” is a real tearjerker. This movie is based on a Stephen King novel.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I think I know what “If you build it, he will come” means.””Ooh… why do I not think this is such a good thing?”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Cindy, a High School cheerleader, told her fellow cheerleaders that she was worried about changing for practice in their locker room. Seems that she over heard the science teacher, Dr. Smith, telling the Principal that he had just invented an invisibility potion which turns whoever drinks a sip of the potion completely invisible for 24 hours. The bad news was that someone had stolen a bottle of it from Dr. Smith’s lab. Cindy was worried that the thief was a guy and that he might already be invisible, hiding in their locker room and waiting to watch them undress. Jane, the Head Cheerleader and President of the Science Club, believed Cindy since she knew Dr. Smith was working on the potion, but told her they had nothing to worry about. Since Jane did not steal the potion or know who had stolen the potion, how could she be so sure their privacy would not be compromised?

Answer: Jane knew that if the potion really did work and could make the thief invisible it would also make him blind while he was invisible. In order to see light needs to be absorbed by our retinas. If a person were completely invisible all light would pass right though them and they would see nothing. If the retinas were somehow able to absorb light then there would be two black spots in the air where they were and they would not be completely invisible. In this case light would then hit the retinas from all angles, since the head would no longer be opaque, and blind the invisible thief. Plus the lenses in the thief’s eyes would not work so no image could be focused onto his retinas. Ironically if the thief drank the potion he would never be able to see that he was invisible and unless someone told him he would not even know he was invisible. He would only know that he was blind.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Remove a letter from each of the words below and rearrange the remaining letters to form new words. The 10 words will all fall into a certain category. For example, given the words DEAR, ANGRY, and RENEGE, you could drop the “A” in DEAR to get RED, drop the “N” in ANGRY to get GRAY, and drop an “E” in RENEGE to get GREEN. These would all fall into the category of “Colors”.
If you’re stuck, the hint will name the category. The tough part is getting all 10 words.

EPOCH
EXPEL
WRIST
BUNDLE
INWARD
REPUTE
UNSEAT
ASCRIBE
MEMOIRS
PHRASING

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