WELCOME to THURSDAY JANUARY 7, 2021
Murphy’s Travel Laws…..
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal.
If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.
Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.
If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.
If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.
Only passengers seated in window seats ever have to get up to go to the lavatory.
The crying baby on board your flight is always seated next to you or behind you.
The best-looking man or woman on your flight is never seated next to you.
The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.”- Abraham Lincoln
“I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.”- John D. Rockefeller
“According to a Twitter study, people are happiest on the weekends and when their workday is over. They also discovered that if you stand in front of a moving train, it will kill you.” -Jay Leno
G u a r a n t e e d t o R o l l Y o u r E y e s!
A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does y’all go to school?”
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question.
“Yale,” she replied.
The UA student took a big, deep breath and shouted, “WHERE DOES Y’ALL GO TO SCHOOL!? 😱😁😎
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”
“I think I know what “If you build it, he will come” means.” “Ooh… why do I not think this is such a good thing?”
Answer: Field of Dreams In the events leading up to this scene, Iowa farmer Ray Kinsella (Kevin Costner) hears a voice in his cornfield telling him, “If you build it, he will come.” At first he is puzzled by what this means, but in this scene he thinks he realizes the answer and says the first line to his wife Annie (Amy Madigan). She replies with line two. SPOILER ALERT Ray at first interprets this message as an instruction to build a baseball field on his farm so the ghosts of “Shoeless” Joe Jackson and the seven other Chicago White Sox players banned from the game for throwing the 1919 World Series (known as the Chicago Black Sox) will appear. He later realizes the “he” in the message refers to his dead father who he never knew very well. In the 1990 Academy Awards, “Field of Dreams” was nominated in three categories, including Best Picture (but lost to “Driving Miss Daisy”). In the scene shot in Boston’s Fenway Park, the thousands of extras in the stands include then unknowns Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. They are unaccredited in the cast listing.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“That’s a lie! Harry Bailey went to war. He got the Congressional Medal of Honor. He saved the lives of every man on that transport.””Every man on that transport died. Harry wasn’t there to save them, because you weren’t there to save Harry.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Remove a letter from each of the words below and rearrange the remaining letters to form new words. The 10 words will all fall into a certain category. For example, given the words DEAR, ANGRY, and RENEGE, you could drop the “A” in DEAR to get RED, drop the “N” in ANGRY to get GRAY, and drop an “E” in RENEGE to get GREEN. These would all fall into the category of “Colors”.If you’re stuck, the hint will name the category. The tough part is getting all 10 words.
Answer: Like the hint says, these are all recipe directions:
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
An antigram is an anagram which has a meaning opposite to its unscrambled version.
NO MORE STARS
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