Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s the Story…..
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out whether he’ll ever meet his princess. The fortune-teller looks into her crystal ball for a few moments and then says to the frog, “Well I’ve got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?“
“Let me have the good news first,” said the frog.
“Well, you’re going to meet the most beautiful girl in the world,” said the fortune-teller. “She will be interested in you and she will want to know all about you. In fact she will
want you to open up for her and you will give her your heart.“
“That sounds fantastic,” said the frog, “but what’s the bad news then?“
“You’re going to meet her in her Biology class,” replied the fortune-teller. 😳
Hey I’m just saying. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end
of the tunnel has been turned off. ~Author Unknown

Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s
reasonably close to oxygen on the
“gotta have it” scale. ~Zig Ziglar

My wallet is like an onion, opening
it makes me cry. ~Author Unknown

They say money talks and perhaps it does,
but mine just says goodbye. ~Author Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist because
they don’t expect to get it back. ~Oscar Wilde

G u a r a n t e e d to Make You Laugh!
A young woman has twin boys but is forced sadly to give them up for adoption.
One boy is adopted by a family in Morocco and they name him Amal.
The other boy goes to a family in Spain and they name him Juan.
Many years later the woman receives a letter from Juan which includes a recent photograph of him.
As she’s looking at the photograph the woman says tearfully to her husband,
“Oh, how I wish I had a photograph of Amal too.” To which her husband responds,
”They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.” 😏😁😎

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Tell me I’m a good man.” “You ARE.”

Answer: Saving Private Ryan!
In the events leading up to this scene, Captain John Miller (Tom Hanks) and a squad of soldiers in World War II are sent to try and locate Private James Ryan (Matt Damon) after a clerk notices his three brothers have recently been killed. However, Ryan does not want to abandon his fellow soldiers when he is told by Captain Miller that he is going home. As he says when informed of the deaths of his brothers, “You can tell her [his mother] that when you found me, I was with the only brothers I had left. And that there was no way I was deserting them. I think she’d understand that.” In this scene, an old James Ryan is looking at Captain Miller’s gravestone in the American Cemetery in Normandy and remembering his dying words, “James, earn this… earn it.” He turns to his wife and says line one. She replies back with line two. In the 1999 Academy Awards “Saving Private Ryan” won five Oscars and was nominated for six more, including Best Picture (but lost to “Shakespeare in Love”). This movie was based on the true story of the Niland brothers.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“You’re going into the men’s room.””Huh? Oh, so I am. I do need new glasses.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) ales in Madrid & to refuse javelins
2) sluggish crawl & insane jump
3) very warm poodle & selfish hoarder of specks
4) large cetacean & bundle of toupees

Answer: 1) Spanish beers & banish spears
2) lazy creep & crazy leap
3) hot dog & dot hog
4) big whale & wig bale

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Greg, Jane, Amy, Steve, and Katie are five excellent students who attend G. Neus Sr. High. About to graduate, they have each been given a subject and school award. It is up to you, their classmate, to find out which awards each student received and which teacher taught them.

One final note: A valedictorian is the student at the top of the class (with the best grades.) A salutatorian is “second place” and the margin between the two is often very narrow.

  1. The five students are Jane, the artist, the class president, Greg, and the boy who has Ms. Wint as a teacher.
  2. With one B on his report card, Steve just barely missed being top of his class. Instead, Jane got the honor.
  3. The math genius has Ms. Brown as a teacher, while Amy is taught by Mrs. Colt.
  4. Jane and Amy, who do not speak French, often hang out with the artist during lunch.
  5. The school awards were the one that went to Greg, the Silver Knight award, the one awarded to the amateur scientist, Steve’s award, and the award given to the student taught by Mr. Allen.
  6. Katie is not taught by Mr. Allen.

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