Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 3, 2021

Here’s the story…
A couple were going on a vacation together but the wife had an emergency at work. So,
they agreed the husband would go as planned and his wife would meet him at the hotel the next day.
When the husband got to his hotel and had checked in, he thought he should send his wife a
quick email letting her know he’d got there ok. As he typed in her email address, he made a typo
and his email was sent to an elderly preacher’s wife whose instead. It just so happened that her
husband had sadly died just the day before. When the grieving old preacher’s wife checked her
emails, she read the one from the holiday maker, let out an awful, loud, piercing scream, and
fainted on the floor. At the sound of her falling, her family rushed into the room. They tended to
her and then looked at her computer and saw this email on her screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just checked in to my room. Everything is prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. It sure is hot down here. 😳
Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman!

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Do not take life too seriously. You will
never get out of it alive.” Elbert Hubbard

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention
of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but
rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly
used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming ‘Wow!
What a Ride!’ “Hunter S. Thompson

“I’m sure the universe is full of intelligent life.
It’s just been too intelligent to come here.” Arthur C. Clarke

“In three words I can sum up everything
I’ve learned about life: it goes on.” Robert Frost

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his Dad if he could start using the family car.
The Dad said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study
your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car”
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.
After about six weeks, the Dad said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you
have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”
The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the
Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even
strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”
His Dad replied, “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?” 😱😁😎

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.”

Answer: “The Wizard of Oz”
Simply put, “The Wizard of Oz” is considered to be one of the most beloved and popular films in history, and quite possibly the most watched, especially after it began to air yearly on television after 1959. Directed by Victor Fleming and released in 1939, the film also starred Ray Bolger (Scarecrow), Jack Haley (Tin Man), Bert Lahr (Cowardly Lion), Margaret Hamilton (Wicked Witch of the West), and Frank Morgan as the Wizard. Nominated for six Oscars, the film won for Best Original Song and Original Score. “Over The Rainbow” was ranked as the number one movie song of all time by the American Film Institute in 2004. Other AFI rankings include number six (out of 100) for best film (1998), #3 for musicals (2006), #1 (out of ten) fantasy film (2008), and #4 villain (Wicked Witch of the West, 2003).

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“He chose. Poorly.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Many many years ago when I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother, for she was my father’s wife.

To complicate the matters worse, although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
To the widow’s grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father’s wife then had a son, who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson, for he was my daughter’s son.

Who is my grandma?

Answer: My wife is now my mother’s mother and it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife, she’s my grandma too. If my wife is
my grandmother, then I am her grandchild.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
After buying a new oven, Gerald sold his old one to a stranger. Although the stranger offered to pay cash, Gerald, nonetheless, had a very good reason for insisting that the transaction take place at a bank. Rather than be offended, the stranger clearly understood the reason for this unusual request. Why did Gerald make this demand?

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