WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 18, 2021
1 On the side of a milk carton: Allergy advice – May Contain Traces of Milk
2 In a cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM
PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.
3 Notice at a Public Bar: OUR PUBLIC BAR IS PRESENTLY
NOT OPEN BECAUSE IT’S CLOSED – Manager
4 Warning! The Hot stove is very Hot!
5 On the grounds of a private school: NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.
6 Airline office: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS😳
7 This is a non-smoking gas pump.
8 Alzheimer’s Center Prepares for an Affair to Remember.
9 Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“There are some accusations that Silicon Valley discriminates against people
because of their age. Elderly groups are so furious about this that they plan
to send Silicon Valley an angry fax.” -Conan O’Brien
“Hasbro announced they are making a new version of Monopoly to appeal to
a younger generation. That means it won’t come with any cash, so you’ll have
to borrow some from your parents’ Monopoly set.” -Jimmy Fallon
“A man in Austria yesterday tried to enter a court with a bag of cockroaches.
‘Get those horrible creatures out of here!’ said the cockroaches about the lawyers.” -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I’ve often been mistaken for a flight attendant,
ticket agent or even a snack-bar employee. Occasionally people will see me in uniform and
ask if I’m a “real” pilot. Still others congratulate me for making it in a male-dominated field.
One day, I was in the restroom before a flight. I was at the sink, brushing my teeth, when
a woman walked through the door and looked over at me. “My sister would be so proud of you!” she remarked.
“Oh, is your sister an airline pilot too?” I asked.
With a confused expression the woman said, “No. She’s a dentist.” 😳
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.”
Answer: Cool Hand Luke!
“Cool Hand Luke” is a prison film released in 1967, and is based on the novel of the same name by Donn Pearce. Newman portrays Lucas “Luke” Jackson, a decorated war veteran who, after a night of heavy drinking, decides to decapitate a few parking meters, after which he is arrested and sentenced to two years in a Florida prison camp. Because of his rebellious nature and inability to conform to the rules, the guards and in particular the prison warden (nicknamed the Captain and played by veteran actor Strother Martin), make it their mission to break him. After Luke is returned to the prison following a failed escape attempt, Luke makes a remark that the Captain takes offense to; this results in Luke being beaten and pushed to the ground. The quote is the opening line of a short speech the Captain delivers to the other prisoners directly following the incident.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you decipher this:
Answer: A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
I, at the start, am old
Many centuries I’ve been told
Used by the Greeks
For counting techniques
After things were bought and sold
Later is when I became known
As an infinite figure, when shown
You’ve counted my spaces
Over two billion places
And still, my amount is unknown
I, too, am not young
I’m almost as old as Thing 1
I’m just a frog
On the natural log
But I can make counting fun
(Thing 1 and Thing 2)
When you combine us two
In the order of Thing 1 and Thing 2
We’ll be a baked treat
That’s painful to beat
Whether cherry, peach, or aloo
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