WELCOME to TUESDAY MARCH 23, 2021
Here’s the Story…
During the banquet celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a marriage of such long duration. “Tell us Tom, just what is it you have learned from all those wonderful years with your wife?” an anonymous voice yelled from the back of the room. Tom responded, “Well, I’ve learned that marriage is the best teacher of all. It teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, forgiveness — and a great many other qualities you wouldn’t need if you had stayed single.” 😳😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up!
Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Everyone is talking about the big snowstorm expected to hit New York. In fact,
some are saying we could experience a whiteout. Things will even out on St. Patrick’s
Day when we all experience a blackout.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Taco Bell has announced that it is creating a hybrid of its Quesalupas and Doritos
Locos Tacos, called the Doritos Quesalupa Crunch. Of course, if you can say that,
you’re probably not drunk enough to eat it. -Seth Meyers
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition
was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite
the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern.
Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs.
I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.
The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza. 😁
Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Over? Did you say over? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell, no!”
Answer: National Lampoon’s Animal House!
Set in 1962 at fictional Faber College, “National Lampoon’s Animal House” follows the antics of the members of the less than prestigious Delta Tau Chi fraternity. Following a series of campus violations and mishaps, the Deltas, who are already on probation, have their charter revoked by the school’s Dean, Vernon Wormer. Things only get worse for the frat boys, as their midterm grades are so bad that Wormer has them all expelled, which means they are now eligible for the draft. The quote is part of an impassioned speech delivered by the fraternity’s sergeant-at-arms John “Bluto” Blutarsky (John Belushi), in an attempt to rally his frat brothers, after they have all but given up. In the end the Deltas get their revenge against the school and Dean Wormer by converting an old car into a float and turning the annual homecoming parade into a complete and utter disaster.
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I’m your huckleberry.”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
Joe, Bill, Bob, Jack, and Tom, whose last names are Carter, Dawson, Mingus, Wood, and Cole, all live in the same building. Each man owns a cat and a dog. The names of the dogs are Dusty, Midnight, Ginger, Smokey, and Daisy. By chance, cats also have the same 5 names as the dogs. From the clues given, determine each man’s first and last name and the names of his pets. (Hint: no man gave the same name to both his cat and his dog.)
- Joe and Jack each have a pet named Ginger.
- Jack, Joe, and Mr. Carter do not have pets named Midnight.
- Bob’s dog and Jack’s cat have the same name, as do Bill’s cat and Tom’s dog.
- The cat Daisy is not owned by Jack Cole, Mr. Mingus, Mr. Carter, or Bill.
- Smokey the cat does not live with Ginger the dog, and neither of them live with Tom or Mr. Dawson.
- Joe’s dog is named Daisy.
Answer: Joe Mingus: Daisy dog and Ginger cat
Bill Dawson: Smokey dog and Midnight cat
Bob Carter: Dusty dog and Smokey cat
Jack Cole: Ginger dog and Dusty cat
Tom Wood: Midnight dog and Daisy cat
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you figure out what A.A. Milne was referring to in this verse from his “When We Were Very Young” book?
She wore her yellow sun-bonnet,
She wore her greenest gown;
She turned to the south wind
And curtsied up and down.
She turned to the sunlight
And shook her yellow head,
And whispered to her neighbour:
“Winter is dead.”
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