Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MARCH 24, 2021

THINKING OUT LOUD…. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Why do psychics ask your name?
If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
If the FBI breaks your door down do, they have to pay for it?
How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins?
How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and 
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here!  Eucman!  😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y   

The man who can’t dance thinks the band is no good. ~Polish Proverb

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.~Ben Bergor

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.~Garry Trudeau

Have no fear of perfection–you’ll never reach it.~Salvador Dali 

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

For the first few months of her co-op job for the state of Georgia, my sister had nothing to do, so she surfed the Web or did crossword puzzles. One day she expressed her boredom to a co-worker. “I know,” she complained. “Everyone thinks state workers have it easy. But there’s only so much you can pretend you’re doing.” 😱😳😁😎 


Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”      “I’m your huckleberry.” 

Answer:  Tombstone! In the film, Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) along with his brothers Virgil (Sam Elliott) and Morgan (Bill Paxton) move to Tombstone, Arizona in hopes of settling down and leading a normal life, but the actions of a murderous gang of thugs known as the Cowboys, make that all but impossible. The line is spoken twice in the film by Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer), each time directed at Johnny Ringo, a member of the Cowboys. The second time it’s used is just prior to a gun duel between Holliday and Ringo, which ends in Ringo’s death from a single shot to the head. As far as the meaning of “I’m your huckleberry”, it’s a slang term for being the right person for a particular job. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I don’t want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​ Can you figure out what A.A. Milne was referring to in this verse from his “When We Were Very Young” book?She wore her yellow sun-bonnet,
She wore her greenest gown;She turned to the south windAnd curtsied up and down.She turned to the sunlightAnd shook her yellow head,And whispered to her Neighbour:”Winter is dead.” 

Answer:  A daffodil!The poem is exactly how A.A. Milne wrote it for his son Christopher Robin, and his collections of verse and stories of Winnie-the Pooh have been favorites of children all over the world.
“When We Were Very Young” was first published on November 6th, 1924. 

Wednesday’s Quizzler is……. What do the following words have in common?
VermontStatuesqueSwedishArthur’sAfricaSensationMisunderstood

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