WELCOME to THURSDAY MARCH 25, 2021
Here’s the Story….
A supposedly true story out of San Francisco (but who knows):
A man, wanting to rob a downtown Bank of America, walked into the branch & wrote “this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag.” While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller’s window. So, he left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn’t the brightest light in the harbor, told
him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a Wells Fargo deposit slip or go back to Bank of America. Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, “OK” and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at Bank of America. 😳😁😎 That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Police in South Carolina charged a substitute teacher last week for allegedly
being drunk while in class. Students realized she was drunk after she kept
referring to lunch period as ‘Miller time.'” -Seth Meyers
“College students are out of town for spring break. This is the time of year
students take a well-deserved break from partying and drinking at school
to go party and drink on a beach.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“Everyone’s OK, but over the weekend off the coast of Florida, a Carnival
Cruise ship almost hit two jet skiers. Today, the captain of the ship apologized
and said, ‘I’ll get them next time.'” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A young man applied for a job at a new factory being built in a nearby town. He
entered the main office, where the receptionist directed him down the hall to an
office where he was to be interviewed by the Personnel Officer.
After several minutes of describing and explaining all about the new factory, the
Personnel Officer told the young man, “We need individuals who are totally responsible.”
The young man grinned and responded: “Well, I sure qualify. Everywhere I’ve worked,
when something went wrong, I was always responsible!” 😳
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I don’t want to live in a city where the only cultural advantage is you can make a right turn on a red light.”
Answer: Annie Hall!
“Annie Hall” explores the on-again, off-again relationship between New York City comedian and slightly neurotic Alvy Singer, played by Woody Allen, and aspiring nightclub singer Annie Hall, portrayed by Diane Keaton. The story is told through the eyes of Alvy, as he reflects back on the reasons why the relationship eventually failed. The quote is spoken by Alvy during a conversation with his friend Rob, who is trying to convince Alvy to leave New York City and move to Los Angeles.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
What do the following words have in common?
Answer: They each contain an abbreviation of a weekday.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
The following sentences have two blanks that can be filled with two words that are anagrams of each other. Please find those words.
- The burglar had _ the entire apartment, and it seemed locating even one clue of his identity would be impossible. However, the skilled detective needed but a few _ of the burglar’s torn jeans to start the process of finding the perpetrator.
- The construction boss sent Jim to the store for more _. After an hour of Jim being gone, the boss remarked, “It’s a good thing Jim is a hard worker because that boy is as slow as a _.
- What started out as a peaceful march turned into complete _ and the National Guard was called in. The melee was _ on two outside groups not even affiliated with the march.
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