WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 8, 2021
Top Ten Grammar Peeves
- It’s “I couldn’t care less.” “I could care less” means that you actually care.
- An apostrophe is never used to form a plural.
- “Literally” means it actually happened, not that it figuratively happed.
- “Loose” and “lose” are two different words.
- “Your” and “you’re are also two different words.
- “Their,” “there” and “there are actually three different words.
- “Nonplus” does not mean what you think it means.
- “Affect” is a verb. “Effect” is a noun.
- “It’s” is short for “it is” and “its” means “belonging to it.”
- “Irregardless” is not a word.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“Industry experts are speculating that Chipotle could be planning to add
breakfast options. Of course, Chipotle already has a breakfast option. It’s
the half a burrito you woke up next to.” -Seth Meyers
“A school in Tennessee is facing criticism for separating students with bad
grades from students with good grades at lunch. That’s crazy! You don’t use
grades to separate kids. Everyone knows that kids should be separated by clothes,
looks, and how much money their parents make.” -Jimmy Fallon
“Psychologists now believe that adulthood begins at 25, not 18. They also believe
that middle age begins the first time you eat at a Denny’s while sober.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
I’m not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary
rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating
me for the past 20 years. I ordered flowers and told the florist to enclose a card
that read, ‘Thanks for putting up with me so long.’
When my wife got the delivery, she called me at work.
“Just where do you think you’re going?” she asked.
“What do you mean?” I said.
She read the card aloud as the florist had written it:
“Thanks for putting up with me. So long.” 😳😁😎
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“He’s a southpaw. I don’t want you messing with southpaws. They do everything backwards.” “Southpaw nothing! I’ll drop him in three.”
In this scene, heavyweight boxing champion Apollo Creed (Carl Weathers) has chosen Philadelphia club fighter Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) to be his next opponent based on Rocky’s nickname “The Italian Stallion”. He smells a marketing bonanza. But his trainer (Tony Burton) starts reading Rocky’s data sheet, notices he is left-handed and says line one. A confident Apollo Creed replies with line two. In the events leading up to this scene the regularly-scheduled opponent to Apollo has to withdraw at the last minute and Philadelphia fight promoter Jergens (Thayer David) scrambles to find a suitable opponent. When none of the obvious choices are available, Apollo suggests giving a local underdog a shot.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Well, at least I don’t have to move over to let a funeral go by, man.” “Your car is uglier than I am. Oops, that didn’t come out right.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?
1) no-cost fish lures & honey shipment
2) leaping legumes & colliding dungarees
3) crustacean movement & criminal sunscreen
4) baseball term & seasonal pig
Answer: 1) free bait & bee freight
2) jumping beans & bumping jeans
3) lobster motion & mobster lotion
4) ball four & fall boar
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
Each of the following clues describes two words. One of the words is a type of mammal. The other word is that mammal with one of the following changes: a letter added anywhere (rat brat), a letter deleted anywhere (badger badge), a letter changed anywhere (hare harp). There is no rearrangement of the other letters. No mammal is used more than once. Gender-specific terms (eg sow or bull) and age-related terms (eg foal or fawn) are not allowed.
1) This is an entire mammal.
2) This is an alternate mammal.
3) This mammal is not far away.
4) This sport can get a mammal teed off.
5) This is mammal luster.
6) This is what a mammal wears to keep warm.
7) This is mammal courage.
8) This is a molded chilled dessert for a mammal.
9) This is a hairpiece for a mammal.
10) This is a sock for a mammal.
11) This is something you would use to hang a mammal.
12) This mammal is a religious leader.
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