Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


The Best (or Worst) of Useless Inventions…..

  1. Solar Powered Flash Light
  2. Waterproof Sponge
  3. Smooth Sandpaper
  4. Fireproof Matches
  5. Inflatable Dartboard
  6. Battery Powered Battery Charger
  7. Braille Drivers Manual
  8. Glow-in-the-dark Sunglasses
  9. A Pedal Powered Wheelchair
  10. Ejector Seats for Helicopters

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A Vatican cardinal said Jesus was the original tweeter.
I don’t know how popular he was. He only
had 12 followers.” -Conan O’Brien

“A company in California has started selling a new cologne
that smells like whiskey. I think my dad’s been wearing
that cologne for 40 years.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study shows that young adults suffering from
insomnia are at higher risk of a stroke. So, that information
should help you finally get some sleep.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted
each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the temple.”
Little Johnny said, “He has a red pickup truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it.”
Curious, the teacher asked, “And where did you learn that, Johnny?”
“From my Daddy,” said Johnny. “Yesterday we were driving down the highway,
and this red pickup truck pulled out in front of us and Daddy yelled at him,
‘Jesus Christ! Why don’t you learn how to drive?'”😱😳

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Look, John, we can’t have you running around out there wastin’ friendly civilians.” “There are no friendly civilians!”

Answer: Rambo: First Blood!
In the events leading up to this scene, ex-Green Beret John Rambo (Sylvester Stallone) walks into a small Washington town to look up a buddy from the Vietnam War, only to learn that he is the last surviving member of his unit. Local sheriff Will Teasle (Brian Dennehy) doesn’t like his drifter look and gives him a ride out of town. However, Rambo gets his back up over being forced to do something and he walks back to town in search of something to eat. Sheriff Teasle then arrests him for vagrancy and brings him to the local jail, where his deputies try to force-shave him. Sight of the razor causes Rambo to flash back to memories of Communist torture in a prison camp in Vietnam. He goes berserk, breaks free, commandeers a motorcycle and flees into the nearby mountain. As the police force try to capture him, Rambo uses his well-honed survival and combat skills to cripple them and warn Teasle to leave him alone. Rambo’s former commanding officer Colonel Samuel Trautman (Richard Crenna) arrives, trying to negotiate a truce by radio. In this scene Trautman says line one and Rambo replies with line two. This movie had several sequels, which put Sylvester Stallone in the unusual position of having two mega-hit series at the same time (his “Rocky” movie sequels were occurring during this same time period).

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“You’re a wizard, “”I’m a what?”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase is represented below?


Answer: Jumping up and down over good news.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Replace each word or words in parentheses with a one-word synonym to decipher a common holiday.
(The first holiday is only one word long. The second and third are two words long.)

  1. (Right of north ) (she)
  2. (Hotel) D (ink stick) (boogie) (24 hours)
  3. (Work) (24 hours)

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