WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 12, 2021

Here’s the Story……
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.
Among them were: His obnoxious brother: Please Gogh His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh The brother who ate
prunes: Gotta Gogh The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stop’n Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia: U Gogh The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh The
cousin in Illinois: Chica Gogh His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh His Italian uncle: Day Gogh His
Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh The Mexican cousin’s American half-brother: Grin Gogh The ballroom dancing aunt:
Tan Gogh A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh His nephew psychoanalyst:
E Gogh The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh His niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh. 😳😁😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I am currently under construction. Thank you for your patience.”

“You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not an avocado.”

“I never knew a single noise could actually drive a person insane, but
then I had kids and realized all things really are possible.”

“Taking naps sounds so childish. I prefer to call them horizontal life pauses.”

“I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour.”

“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”

“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a driver’s license.
At age 20 success is having relations.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having relations.
At age 70 success is having a driver’s license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
It all comes full circle, whether you like it or not.

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“That’s a lie! Harry Bailey went to war. He got the Congressional Medal of Honor. He saved the lives of every man on that transport.”
“Every man on that transport died. Harry wasn’t there to save them, because you weren’t there to save Harry.”

Answer: It’s a Wonderful Life!
In the events leading up to this scene, Uncle Billy (Thomas Mitchell) misplaces a bank deposit for the savings and loan company owned by George Bailey (Jimmy Stewart) and can’t find it. George realizes the Bank Examiner will blame him and that his small SandL will fail. Thinking his wife and their children will be better off with him dead, he contemplates suicide. An angel named Clarence, trying to earn his wings (Henry Travers), is sent to Earth to try and dissuade George from doing this. In this scene, Clarence shows George the town cemetery and George spots a headstone for his brother Harry (Todd Karns), whom he had saved as a youngster, after he broke through some ice. An indignant George says line one and Clarence explains why the headstone is there with line two. As Clarence says, “Remember, George, no man is a failure who has friends.” In the 1947 Academy Awards, “It’s a Wonderful Life ” was nominated in five categories, including Best Picture (but lost to “The Best Years of Our Lives”). Jimmy Stewart was reluctant to take the role of George, feeling that he was not up to it so soon after World War II (he flew 20 combat missions as a bomber pilot during the war).

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Tonya, can you play the balalaika?”
“Can she play? She’s an artist!”

TODAY’S MOVIE DIVA OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS. KIM HILLYARD, SUPER SOLVING JOB KIM! 👌👌👌👌🙇‍♀️

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Golden treasures I contain,
Guarded by hundreds and thousands.
Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks,
Yet men come often to seize my gold.
By smoke I am overcome and robbed,
Then left to build my treasure anew.

What am I?

Answer: A beehive.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Each of the following sentences contains clues to a set of three words that are anagrams of each other (each sentence describes a different set).

1) George threw his extra javelin through two fleshy fruits related to an apple.

2) Mary had to halt the food preparation because she found a stain on each of the cooking utensils.

3) Per the negotiation, Isaac agreed to guide the troops through the valley.

4) How would you respond if the container of supplies had disappeared without a vestige?

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