Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY May 24, 2021

Here’s the Story….
A Swiss guy in New York is looking for directions, so he pulls up at a bus stop where two Americans are waiting.
“Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he asks.
The two Americans just stare at him.
“Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?” he tries. The two continue to stare.
“Parlare Italiano?” No response.
“Hablan ustedes Espanol?” Still nothing.
The Swiss guy drives off, extremely disgusted. The first American turns to the second and says,
“Y’know, maybe we should learn a foreign language.”
“Why?” says the other. “That guy knew four languages, and it didn’t do him any good.”

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“In Florida, a 10-year-old girl pried herself from the jaws of an 8-foot alligator.
then the little girl remembered she lives in Florida, and climbed back in.” -Conan O’Brien

“Hey, I saw that today is National Teacher Day! Unless you’re home-schooled.
Then it’s Mother’s Day: Part 2.” -Jimmy Fallon

“On this day in 1960, the FDA approved the world’s first commercially produced
birth control pill. And on this day in 1961, the first couple learned what 99.9
percent effective means.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes

My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and
looked around and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed a harassed and tired looking
employee and said, “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been
sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”
The produce guy looked at me and said, “No, sir, you’ll have to do that yourself.”😱

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What’s the most you’ve ever lost in a coin toss?”

Answer: No Country for Old Men!
Javier Bardem’s portrayal of the sociopath, Anton Chigurh in the 2007 Best Picture film, “No Country for Old Men” won him the Best Supporting Actor Oscar.
Early in the film, Chigurh asks this question of a gas station owner in southern Texas, telling the man to call the flip of his quarter. The man says that he didn’t bet anything with which to call the coin, but Chigurh states that he’s been putting the stake up his whole life. The man calls the coin correctly and receives his lucky quarter as the prize. Chigurh tells the man not to put it into his pocket with his other loose change because it’s his lucky quarter. Tossing it with the rest turns it into just another coin.
Later on, Chigurh gives the same chance to Carla Jean Moss (portrayed by Kelly MacDonald) and she calls Chigurh on the situation instead saying that he’s the one who has the choice, and not the one who calls heads or tails on the coin.

The film, in question, involves a drug trade gone wrong. After one man finds a case containing millions of dollars, he fights to keep it for himself, but finds others after it as well. There’s just no clean escape. Ethan and Joel Coen’s “No Country for Old Men” took home four different wins at the Oscars including Best Picture of the Year. The Coens also directed “Fargo” and “Raising Arizona”.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I’m making waffles!”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Which letter comes next in the following sequence?

S, N, E, P, O, H, C, _

Answer: E.
Why? Each group of four consecutive letters, when read in reverse, form a word:
SNEP – pens
NEPO – open
EPOH – hope
POHC – chop
OHCE – echo

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
My first three letters are a term in golf,
While my second, third, and fourth are drawings.
My first four are less than a whole,
And all of me is a celebration.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAYS, Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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