Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 21, 2021

Here’s the Story….
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving
with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of
her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! GET OUT OF THE CAR!”
The four men didn’t wait for a second threat. They got out and ran like mad.
The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into
the driver’s seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and
then she realized why. It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee,
and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat. A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant
to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses,
curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.
No charges were filed.
Moral of the story?
If you’re going to have a senior moment…make it memorable! 😁😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Walmart is offering a new service where employees will deliver items to your house
on their way home from work. Not only that – they’ll also deliver the items in a Target
bag so your neighbors think you’re classy.” -Jimmy Fallon

“According to The New York Times, one of the biggest doping scandals in the history of
track and field is coming to light. It involves Russian athletes in the sport of racewalking – or
as it’s known to the billions of people who do it every day, ‘hurrying up.'” -James Corden

“A boy in Maryland this weekend was trapped in an arcade claw machine after climbing
through the prize door. Luckily, rescuers were able to get him out after about 35 quarters.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man with a wooden leg wanted to buy fire insurance for his leg. The first actuary quoted
an annual premium of $500, estimating that the leg would burn once in 20 years and the value
of the leg is $5,000. The second actuary quoted an annual premium of $50. When the second
actuary was asked how he arrived at such a small figure, he replied, “This situation is right here in the fire schedule rating table.
The object is a wooden structure with an upper sprinkler, isn’t it?” 😳😁😎

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?”

Answer: The Breakfast Club!
The character of John Bender is played by Judd Nelson. He depicts a rebellious high school student, and he says this to his school principal in this 1985 film.
The film is about five high school students who have to serve Saturday detention together. The teens are all from different walks of life, but during the course of the film, they find that they have more in common than they think.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“I’m gonna eat your brains and gain your knowledge.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Ms. Arroyo asked the class to see if they could find the sum of the first 50 odd numbers. As everyone settled down to their addition, Terry ran to her and said, “The sum is 2,500.” Ms. Arroyo thought, “Lucky guess,” and gave him the task of finding the sum of the first 75 odd numbers. Within 20 seconds, Terry was back with the correct answer of 5,625.

How does Terry find the sum so quickly?

Answer: The following pattern holds: The sum is equal to n x n, when n is the number of consecutive odd numbers, starting with 1. For example, the sum of the first 3 odd numbers is equal to 3 x 3, or 9; the sum of the first 4 odd numbers is equal to 4 x 4, or 16; the sum of the first 5 odd numbers is equal to 5 x 5, or 25; and so on.

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
What does each word in each group have in common?

Group A
A baby
A cow
A shoe

Group B
A duck
A restaurant goer
Congress

Group C
A river
A cave
A face

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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