WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 23, 2021
Here’s The Story….
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when
the man felt a drop hit his nose. “I think it’s raining,” he said to his wife.
“No, that felt more like snow to me,” she replied. “No, I’m sure it was just rain, he said.”
Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing.
Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. “Let’s not fight about it,” the man said,
“let’s ask Comrade Rudolph whether it’s officially raining or snowing.”
As the official approached, the man said, “Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?”
“It’s raining, of course,” he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: “I know that felt like snow!”
To which the man quietly replied: “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!” 😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“There is a new version of the Bible that has updated language that’s coming out.
For example, it refers to Jesus’ disciples as ‘wingmen.'” -Conan O’Brien
“A French fashion label is now offering a pair of $570 jeans that come without a butt.
There’s nothing in the butt. I have got to tell you, these jeans are a great way of telling
your friends and coworkers that your father never paid enough attention to you.” -James Corden
“A new study found that many popular oregano brands are really olive leaves and other leaves
falsely labeled as oregano. Or as high school stoners put it, ‘Wait, this still isn’t marijuana?'” -Jimmy Fallon
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Part of my job as a 911 dispatcher is to interrogate callers who are in various states of panic so I can
send the appropriate emergency equipment. One day a woman called to say that a family member had
fallen and needed to go to a hospital. After finding out where she lived and assuring her that the paramedics
would arrive shortly, I asked her, “Do you know what caused the fall?”
“No,” the woman nervously replied. “What?” 😳
Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Well we’re back in business boys and girls, just like the old days. “
Answer: “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”
In 1969’s “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”, Butch (Paul Newman), Sundance (Robert Redford), and the “Hole in the Wall” Gang have just blown up the safe during the second train robbery, completely destroying not only the safe but most of the boxcar as well. With cash blowing around in the air, what is Sundance’s comment to Butch?
“Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch? “
This scene was just before another train arrived, delivering lawman Joe Lefors and his men to hunt down Butch and Sundance (“Who are those guys?”). “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” (directed by George Roy Hill) also starred Katharine Ross, Strother Martin, Cloris Leachman and Ted Cassidy. The film was nominated for seven Oscars (including Best Picture, Director, and Sound), winning four (Original Score, Music (Original Song), Cinematography and Original Screenplay).
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“Well, there’s something you don’t see every day.”
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘I’ and then each time add a letter and shuffle it to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘CAMPING’.
Not including ‘I’, you must do this in six (6) turns.
C A M P I N G
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
A man was running away from an elderly couple who wanted to kill him. Although chased, the man still taunted his pursuers. Soon, more people chased the man. The man, desperate on escaping from his pursuers, agreed to let a friendly stranger help him, but later the stranger betrayed the man and killed him.
Who was the man and who was the friendly stranger?
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