Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JUNE 29, 2021

Here’s The Story…..
A group of women were at a seminar on ‘how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands’.
The women were asked, “How many of you love your husband?”
All the women raised their hands.
Then they were asked, “When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?”
Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn’t remember.
The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: “I love you, Sweetheart!”
Next the women were instructed to exchange phones with one another and read aloud the text message they received in response to their message.
Below are 11 hilarious replies. If you have been married for a while, you understand that these replies
are a sign of true love. Who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?

  1. Who the heck is this?
  2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
  3. Yeah, and I love you too. What’s wrong?
  4. What now? Did you wreck the car again?
  5. I don’t understand what you mean?
  6. What the heck did you do now?
  7. Don’t beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?
  8. Am I dreaming?
  9. If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
    10. I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day.
    11. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn’t she?

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either
selling something or not very bright.” – Laurell K. Hamilton

“A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s:
She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford

“I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound
they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“Ugly truths are the biggest source of
indigestion in humans.” – Raheel Farooq

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
For our 10 yr anniversary I bought my wife a map of the world. I wrapped it up in a box and attached a card.
In the box was a dart and on the card it said: “Throw this dart at the map and anywhere it lands is where I am taking you.”
I’d been saving up money for close to two years now because we never had a honeymoon. I then put the dart in
my wife’s hand. She was so excited and nervous. She said: “I hope it lands on Ireland!”
She finally threw the dart and I’m happy to announce that this October my wife and I will be spending two
wonderful weeks beside the baseboard in the kitchen 😳

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Houston, we have a problem.”

Answer: Tom Hanks, “Apollo 13”
Quite possibly one of the most recognizable movie taglines, the movie quote is actually misquoted from the real Apollo 13/Houston Control transmissions during the incident. After the explosion that occurred on the service module section of the spacecraft, Command Module pilot John Swigert Jr. (played by Kevin Bacon in the film) reported back to Mission Control “Okay, Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” After the “say again” response from Houston, Mission Commander James Lovell then stated “Houston, we’ve had a problem.”. Directed by Ron Howard and released in 1995, the film also starred Bill Paxton, Gary Sinise and Ed Harris. Nominated for nine Academy Awards (including Best Picture) in 1996, “Apollo 13” won Oscars for Best Sound and Best Film Editing.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from????
“You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you?

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
I was going through some old family photos in the attic when I stumbled upon our family tree. I studied it for a couple minutes then went back down stairs to tell my mom about the family tree. The problem is I didn’t study it long enough to remember the whole thing. I only remembered a couple things about it, and recent memories. Can you help me figure out my family tree? There are two grandparents, who had two children, who both got married and had 2 more children each. Totaling 10 people in all (Alex, David, Jamie, Jessica, John, Justin, Lincoln, Martha, Mary and Tina).

  1. One of Jamie’s ancestors was David.
  2. John’s sister gave birth to Tina.
  3. Mary went bowling with her nephew last Saturday.
  4. Alex is cousins with one of the girls.
  5. Justin married Mary.
  6. Jessica is not an ancestor, nor cousin of Tina.
  7. Lincoln’s brother showed Justin’s son his baseball cards.

Answer: Martha and David were the grandparents.
They gave birth to John and Mary.
John married Jessica, who gave birth to Lincoln and Alex.
Mary married Justin and gave birth to Tina and Jamie.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Aviva was planning to take a trip around the world. She liked names that were similar to hers, so she made a list of places she would like to visit.
However, one of these places doesn’t belong. Which one is it?

Arrawarra, Australia
Caraparac, Peru
Daba Qabad, Somalia
Krape Park, United States
Nagubugan, Philippines
Oktahatko, Florida
Ilokano, Polynesia

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