WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 27, 2021
RUNNING LATE: Official Glossary
“On the way.” – Still in bed.
“In the car.” – In the shower.
“GPS says 35 min.” – Getting ready.
“There’s traffic.” – Leaving the house.
“Parking now.” – 15 minutes out.
“Can’t find a spot.” – 5 minutes out.
“Walking in.” – Looking for a spot.
“I’m right around the corner” – 30 minutes out.
“I’m a little behind schedule” – In the garage.
That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“At the Plaza Hotel, the lights went off right before a couple exchanged
vows. Even worse, the bride had just said, ‘God, if this is a mistake,
please give me a sign.'” -Jimmy Fallon 😳
“According to a new report, there is a shrine in Japan solely dedicated
to hemorrhoids. Seating is limited, but usually available.” -Seth Meyers
“At a Walmart in Minnesota, a customer had to tackle a confused deer
after it wandered into the store. The deer is fine and was released back
into the wild, which makes this the happiest possible ending to a story of
a deer walking into one of America’s largest suppliers of hunting rifles.” -James Corden
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
When I was younger, I worked in a Mom-and-Pop convenience store. A woman came
into the store and walked straight up to me without even shopping and asked if I had baby nipples.
I told her, “no ma’am, mine are fully grown.”
Luckily, she got a kick out of it and I sold her the nipples for her baby bottles. 😁😎
Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
Hire the smart, fat girl.
Answer: The Devil Wears Prada!
Meryl Streep is wonderful as Miranda Priestly, the hard-nosed, difficult-to-please and excessively demanding fashion editor of fashion’s “Runway” magazine. Andrea Sachs (Anne Hathaway) wants to be a journalist, knows nothing about fashion and has never heard of Miranda Priestly. Surprisingly, she is offered the job as second assistant but sees “the job a million girls would die for” as a stepping-stone to the journalism career she really wants.
Unfortunately, she is scorned by all at the magazine for her naivety and lack of fashion sense and treated as a whipping boy by the merciless Miranda. After Andy fails to do the impossible, Miranda delivers one of the best put-downs I’ve ever heard.
This is the catalyst for Andy to change. She gets a makeover from Nigel (Stanley Tucci) the magazine’s art director and throws herself into her work She becomes indispensable to Miranda and is rewarded with the prestigious Paris trip. She has saved her job, but at great cost to her private life. She breaks up with her boyfriend and alienates her friends. Can she now save her personal life as well?
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Hey! I’m gliding here!”
Monday’s Quizzler is….
What same three letters fit into the following five combinations to form 5 words?
_ _ _ E F
F A _ _ _ C
D E _ _ _ S
H Y _ _ _ D
L U _ _ _ C A N T
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
If you have played Might and Magic (a computer game), then you have encountered the Vowel-less Knights,
a strange group who speak without vowels. It is up to you to decipher what they are saying. In their tradition then, what are the following sayings?
1) shll rtrn.
2) Th sht hrd rnd th wrld.
3) Cm p nd s m smtm.
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