Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MONDAY AUGUST 2, 2021

Here’s The Story…..
One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport.
We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver
slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around
and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked,
“Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!”
This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, “The Law of the Garbage Truck.”
He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and
full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it, and sometimes they’ll dump it on you. Don’t take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don’t take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day.
Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with regrets; so…Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don’t. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!
Have a blessed, garbage-free day. That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT MONDAY! people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Police in Florida are searching for someone who stole 360,000 nickels during a
house party. Police believe the suspect is almost to the end of the street.” -Seth Meyers

“A man set a new world record after kicking himself in the head 134 times in one
minute. He broke the previous record of zero.” -Conan O’Brien

“A recent study shows that standing at work for long periods of time is bad for you,
after earlier research indicated that sitting for too long at work is bad for you. So really
the only thing we know is, work is bad for you.” -Jimmy Fallon

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Once upon a time, there were four people; Their names were Everybody, Somebody, Nobody and Anybody.
Whenever there was an important job to be done, Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
When Nobody did it, Everybody got angry because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought that Somebody would do it, but Nobody realized that Nobody would do it.
So consequently Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done in the first place. 😱😳

Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“It’s a stampede!”

Answer: Jumanji!
This movie stars Robin Williams as Alan Parrish, who becomes stuck in the game of Jumanji for 25 years. Eventually he is released from the jungle when a young brother and sister begin playing as well. But in order to get his life back, and restore the town to normal, Alan realizes they must play the game through to the end.
In the meantime, many amazing but dangerous creatures from the jungle come out of the game, causing havoc and mayhem in the town of Brantford. Not least of all is the stampede of African animals, which almost destroys the house and the once peaceful town. I love the little rhino tagging along at the end.

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Come on ladies, let’s clean house.”

Friday’s Quizzler is….​
Can you decipher this phrase:

friends
standing
miss
friends

Answer: Misunderstanding between friends

Monday’s Quizzler is…….
It roars like thunder,
And rises higher,
While breathing fire,
This wingless wonder.

If it leaves its cave,
Drags us in its tail,
Over hill and dale,
Then you must be brave.

Early morning flight,
Silently it flies,
Slowly in the skies.
Hides before the night.

My kingdom at least,
To the brave young knight,
If you name it right.

What is this huge beast?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

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