Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to THURSDAY AUGUST 5, 2021

This Strange English Language…..

We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes;
but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes.
One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese,
yet the plural of moose should never be meese.
You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice;
yet the plural of house is houses, not hice.
If the plural of man is always called men,
why shouldn’t the plural of pan be called pen?
If I spoke of my foot and show you my feet,
and I give you a boot, would a pair be called beet?
If one is a tooth and a whole set are teeth,
why shouldn’t the plural of booth be called beeth?
Then one may be that, and three would be those,
yet hat in the plural would never be hose,
and the plural of cat is cats, not cose.
We speak of a brother and also of brethren,
but though we say mother, we never say methren.
Then the masculine pronouns are he, his and him,
but imagine the feminine, she, shis and shim.

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“Two ATMs here in New York were shut down for dispensing counterfeit money.
People were suspicious after one guy kept asking, ‘Hey, can you break a 23?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A study has found that the most popular type of business in New Jersey is golf equipment
stores. Though most customers come in and say, ‘I need a blunt object and
a bag about as big as a guy.'” -Seth Meyers

“Scientists believe the first modern Europeans mated with Neanderthals.
This is the oldest evidence yet of beer goggles.” -Conan O’Brien

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
My father was completely lost in the kitchen and never ate unless someone prepared a
meal for him. When Mother was ill, however, he volunteered to go to the supermarket
for her. She sent him off with a carefully numbered list of seven items.

Dad returned shortly, very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack the grocery bags.
He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three hams, four boxes of detergent,
five boxes of crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers. 😳😁😎

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I never pretended to be somebody else. It’s been me all along.”

Answer: A Cinderella Story!
Sam Montgomery said this in “A Cinderella Story”. She said this to Austin in the boys’ locker room, since he stopped talking to her because Shelby told him that it was actually Sam who was Cinderella. This movie was about Sam finding love through instant messaging. She saw him at the dance, and could not believe that it was Austin. Austin was Shelby’s boyfriend, but he broke up with her to be with Sam, even though he did not know that it was her. But at the same time, Sam lived with her step-mom and her two step-sisters, who would not let her go to Princeton, so that she could work at their place.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“To be honest, it was tough, man. T-U-P-H.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
I can be as blue as the sky or have a white top.

I roll through my world and crash into yours.

I can be as gentle as a newborn puppy or as vicious as an angered bull, ripping through anything I find.

I will topple anything you put in my way if I am strong enough.

What am I?

Answer: A wave.

A wave can have what is called a white cap.

A wave will roll through the ocean and crash into the beach.

It can be a small wake or a roaring tsunami.

It can topple almost any boat.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
A riddle game is played below,
Can you name this charming fellow?

Someone looks me in the eye
I know who, and I know why
I know them well, and they know me
A very special bond, have we

We share the same thoughts, and the same place
We agree always in every case
Linked to the very last degree
If I should die then so would he

I never see my friend once blink
Nor twice nor ever, I should think
Though I will see him sometimes wink
But I see him come to the very brink
Of when his eyes will finally blink

Everyone has a friend like mine
Some hate them, some think them fine
Some people love them more than air
Whilst others wish they were not there

Mine will not move without consent
Though I could not make him repent
I like him, though, for when I smile
He smiles back for all the while

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