Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!



Wine her,

Dine her,

Call her,

Hug her,

Support her,

Hold her,

Surprise her,

Compliment her,

Smile at her,

Listen to her,

Laugh with her,

Cry with her,

Romance her,

Encourage her,

Believe in her,

Pray with her,

Pray for her,

Cuddle with her,

Shop with her,

Give her jewelry,

Buy her flowers,

Hold her hand,

Write love letters to her,

Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.


Show up in a negligée … Bring chicken wings … Don’t block the TV

That’s my story and I’m sticking too it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY! people, stay safe, and
whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound
they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and
dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A Heinlein

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people
will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only
one whose answers I accept.” – George Carlin

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
“You know what?” says the 6-year-old. “I think it’s about time we start cussing.”
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues.
“When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m going to say hell and you say ass.”
“OK!” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
“Aw hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room and shouts “You can just stay there till I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice,
“And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “But you can bet your ass it won’t be Cheerios!” 😱😳😁😎

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid?”

Answer: Matilda!
Matilda’s parents told this to her in the movie, ‘Matilda’. Matilda wanted to stay with Ms. Honey because of the way her parents and brother had been treating her all through her life.
This movie was about a girl who wanted to go to school, but her parents would not let her. But her dad met the principal of the school and found out that she was very strict, so he told Matilda to go to that school. The principal hated every student, and if someone made her mad, they would have had to go to the chokey. The chokey was something that the bad people sat in, which had a lot of huge needles coming in it.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“You think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​
What is represented here?

Spring – Hola
Summer – Bonjour
Fall – Hello
Winter – Aloha

Answer: Season’s Greetings.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
A number of people have broken the sound barrier, either in a super-fast car, or in nice
fancy planes. However, hundreds of years ago it was broken on horseback. How?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at,


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