Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Here’s The Story…..
With a man soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church’s marriage marathon, the minister
asked Pete to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the audience, “Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions.”
The minister inquired, “Trips to where”?
“For our 25th anniversary, I took her to IRELAND.”
The minister then said, “What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete. Please tell the audience what
you’re going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary.”
Pete said, “I’m going to go and get her.” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND!
people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the
only one whose answers I accept.” – George Carlin

“Be careful about reading health books. Some
fine day you’ll die of a misprint.” – Markus Herz

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make
a good excuse.” – Thomas Stephen Szasz

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two friends meet in the street. The one man looked rather forlorn and down in the mouth. The other man asked,
“Hey, how come you look like the whole world caved in?”
The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you. Three weeks ago, an uncle died and left me ten thousand dollars.”
“I’m sorry to hear about the death, but a bit of good luck for you, eh?”
“Hold on, I’m just getting started. Two weeks ago, a cousin I never knew kicked the bucket and left me twenty thousand, free and clear.”
“Well, you can’t be disappointed with that!”
“Yep. But, last week my grandfather passed away. I inherited almost one hundred thousand dollars.”
“Incredible… so how come you look so glum?”
“Well, this week…nothing!” 😳

Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’ll get you my pretty and your little dog too!”
“It’s all right. You can get up. She’s gone.”

Answer: The Wizard of Oz!
In the events leading up to this scene the Kansas farmhouse Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland) lives in is picked up by a tornado and deposited in the magical Land of Oz. In this scene Miss Gulch, the Wicked Witch of the West (Margaret Hamilton) orders Dorothy to surrender the magical ruby red slippers that she has on, but Glinda, the Good Witch of the North (Billie Burke) waves her magic wand and fixes them so they stay on Dorothy. The foiled Wicked Witch says line one as she leaves and the Good Witch says line two. In the 1940 Academy Awards “The Wizard of Oz” won two Oscars and was nominated for four others, including Best Picture. Best Picture that year was won by “Gone with the Wind.” The song “Over the Rainbow” won the Oscar for Best Original Song. Poor Margaret Hamilton had her life turned upside down after appearing as the Wicked Witch in this movie. For years after it was released, whenever she would go anywhere in public little children would recoil and start to cry at the sight of her. This must have been very unsettling for her since she genuinely loved children (her first job was as a kindergarten teacher).

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Either you are very smart or incredibly stupid.”

Thursday’s Quizzler is….​
What phrase is described by the following rebus?


Answer: Moving up through the ranks (this is a list of military ranks; one letter in each of the ranks is
uppercase; the uppercase letters spell “moving” from bottom to top, or up).

Friday’s Quizzler is…….
The following limerick has had the last word of each line scrambled. Can you figure it out?

It is the unfortunate THIAB
Of the rabbit to breed like a BIRTBA.
One can say without NOUSETIQ
This leads to TECGSONINO
In the burrows that rabbits TANIIBH.

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