WELCOME to FRIDAY AUGUST 27, 2021
Warshing Clothes Recipe….
Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe:
This is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrapbook – spelling errors and all.
WARSHING CLOTHES Build fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind is pert. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in boilin water. Sort things, make 3 piles 1 pile white, 1 pile colored, 1 pile work britches and rags. To make starch, stir flour in cool water to smooth, then thin down with boiling water. Take white things, rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, and boil, then rub colored don't boil just wrench and starch. Take things out of kettle with broom stick handle, then wrench, and starch. Hang old rags on fence. Spread tea towels on grass. Pore wrench water in flower bed. Scrub porch with hot soapy water. Turn tubs upside down. Go put on clean dress, smooth hair with hair combs. Brew cup of tea, sit and rock a spell and count your blessings.
Paste this over your washer and dryer
Next time when you think life is hard…read it again, kiss that washing machine and dryer, and give thanks.
First thing each morning you should run and hug your washer and dryer.
For you non-southerners – “wrench” means rinse.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT WEEKEND people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow,
you gotta put up with the rain.” —Dolly Parton
“Do all the good you can, for all the people you can,
in all the ways you can, as long as you can.” — Hillary Clinton
“Don’t settle for what life gives you; make life better
and build something.” — Ashton Kutcher
“Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that.
You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in,
and eventually it’ll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually,
your hard work will pay off.” — Kevin Hart
“Everything negative – pressure, challenges – is all an
opportunity for me to rise.” — Kobe Bryant
“I like criticism. It makes
you strong.” — LeBron James
“You never really learn much from
hearing yourself speak.” ― George Clooney
“Life imposes things on you that you can’t control,
but you still have the choice of how you’re
going to live through this.” — Celine Dion
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
An older man was on the operating table, about to be operated on by his son.
Just before they put him under, he asked to speak to his son:
“Don’t be nervous, boy, just do your best and just remember, if anything happens
to me your mother is going to come and live with you.” 😳😁😎
Thursdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“My parents left me that house. I was born there.”
“You’re not gonna lose the house. Everybody has three mortgages nowadays.”
Answer: Ghost Busters
In this scene, three professors specializing in parapsychology are thrown out of their college and are discussing forming a business that specializes in ghost removal. Dr. Raymond Stantz (Dan Aykroyd) is not so sure, however, and comments, “You don’t know what it’s like out there. I’ve worked in the private sector. They expect results!” This proposed business is to be financed by mortgaging the house of Dr. Stantz and he protests with line one. Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) reassures him with line two. In the 1985 Academy Awards “Ghost Busters” was nominated for Best Visual Effects but was beaten out by “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.” The special effects in both of these movies were created by Industrial Light and Magic, the company George Lucas started.
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“There’s a big snake in the plane, Jock!”
“Oh, that’s just my pet snake Reggie.”
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
What does the following represent?
Answer: Franks and Beans 😁
Friday’s Quizzler is…….
What is a living creature that has four legs, eats cat food, and sees equally well on both ends of its body?
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