Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 6, 2021

Here’s The Story….
(This one was found on the internet. We cannot corroborate its accuracy, but it is an amusing story…)
When Gandhi was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhi, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their “arguments” were very common. One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University and Gandhi came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor, in his arrogance, said, “Mr Gandhi: you do not understand… a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat,” to which Gandhi replies, “You do not worry professor, I’ll fly away, ” and he went and sat at another table. Mr. Peters, green of rage, decides to take revenge on the next test, but Gandhi responds brilliantly to all questions. Then, Mr. Peters asked him the following question, “Mr Gandhi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?” Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, “the one with the money, of course.” Mr. Peters, smiling, said, “I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom, don’t you think?” “Each one takes what one doesn’t have,” responded Gandhi indifferently. Mr. Peters, already hysteric, writes on the exam sheet the word “idiot” and gives it to Gandhi. Gandhi takes the exam sheet and sits down. A few minutes later, Gandhi goes to the professor and says, “Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade. 😳😁😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people
will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett

“Be careful about reading health books.
Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.” – Markus Herz

“Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth,
faithfulness the best relationship.” — Buddha

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself any direction you choose.” — Dr. Seuss

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Sean is the vicar of a Protestant parish on the border of Northern Ireland and Eire, and Patrick
is the priest at the Roman Catholic Church across the road. One day they are seen together, erecting a sign which says:
“THE END IS NEAR. TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE.”
As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
“Leave people alone, you religious nutters. We don’t need your #### lectures.”
From around the next curve they hear screeching tyres and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Father Patrick says, “Dat’s da therd one dis mornin.'”
“Yaa,” Sean agrees, then adds,
“Do ya tink maybe da sign should just say:
“BRIDGE CLOSED”? 😁😎

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I like the way you put things together, Omlet. You’re alright with me.”
“Ahmet.”

Answer: Ray!
In this scene musician Ray Charles (Jamie Foxx) learns from recording executive Ahmet Ertegun (Curtis Armstrong) that Atlantic Records has just purchased his recording contract from Swingtime and that he will be getting royalties of five cents per record. He misunderstands Ahmet’s name and says the first line. Ahmet corrects him with the second. When Ray asks ” What kind of a name is that, anyway?” Ahmet explains it’s Turkish. It wasn’t till I started researching this movie that I realized Ahmet is played by the same actor that played Miles in “Risky Business” and ‘Booger’ in “Revenge of the Nerds.” In the 2005 Academy Awards, “Ray” won two Oscars, including Jamie Foxx for Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role. It was also nominated for Best Picture but lost to “Million Dollar Baby.”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“How did he do that?”
“My father made him an offer he couldn’t refuse.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
Camp Pineveiw’s cook, Margaret Johnson, was just about to begin preparing the picnic lunch for all the campers. She already knew she needed to fill 55 bowls of the same size and capacity with the same amount of food. When she was done, she decided to read the guidelines for the picnic, just out of curiosity. The guidelines said:

  1. Every camper gets their own bowl of soup.
  2. Every two campers will get one bowl of spaghetti to share.
  3. Every three campers will get one bowl of salad to share.
  4. All campers are required to have their own helping of salad, spaghetti, and soup.

After some rapid calculations, Margaret was able to figure out how many campers were going to the picnic. Can you?

Answer: 30 campers.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Crazy Billy Bob has become unhappy with the small town he lives in and has decided that he wants to move, but isn’t sure where he wants to move to. Thus, begins his crazy and weird journey as he visits different places. Since Crazy Billy Bob is somewhat crazy, he may get lost along the way. Can you figure out what U.S. States he visited by the clues listed below?

  1. Male Lion’s neck hair
  2. Recent + Deli Meat + 16th Letter of Alphabet + Former Administrative District of Britain
  3. Rhymes With Germ + Your Mother’s Sister’s Relationship to You
  4. Unified Body of Matter + Sneeze + Put Down
  5. Lane + What Mass Surrounded by Water is Called
  6. Fasten Together + Me + Separate Into Parts
  7. Recent + Former Ruling House of England
  8. Recent + A Close-Fitting Pullover Shirt, Jacket, or Sweater
  9. Cylindrical Writing Implement + Futile + Knee + Uh
  10. Brand of Computer + First Letter of Alphabet + What You do With Clothing

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