Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER  20, 2021
Here’s The Story….  A woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind. A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her seeing eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight. He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, ‘Kathy, we are in Sydney for almost an hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs? ‘The blind lady replied, ‘No thanks, but maybe Max would like to stretch his legs.’
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a seeing eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses. People scattered. They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story…have a great day and remember… Things aren’t always as they appear!.😁That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here!  Eucman!  😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.Ralph Waldo Emerson

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!Tom Lehrer 

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.Sam Levenson

He knows nothing; he thinks he knows everything – that clearly points to a political career.George Bernard Shaw

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes Things to Consider…  Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

It’s really annoying to die healthy. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”     “It’s better to be looked over than overlooked.” 
Answer:  “Belle of the Nineties” The 1934 film working title was “It Ain’t No Sin”. Censors objected and the name was changed. It was Mae West’s fourth movie. In the film she stars as Ruby Carter, a dance hall entertainer who relocates from St. Louis to New Orleans. She becomes the toast of the town. Eventually her ex-boyfriend, The Tiger Kid, comes to town for a prizefight and they reconnect. In the movie Molly Brant, played by Katherine DeMille, asks Mae if she ever gets annoyed with all the attention that the saloon patrons give her. Mae remarks with the quote. Mae was born Mary Jane West in Woodhaven, New York. She started her stage career at age 5 and by her teens she was a vaudeville entertainer who became known for her sexy demeanor and remarks. She occasionally clashed with censors of the day and even spent ten days in jail on a morals charge. 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “I’m not living with you. We occupy the same cage, that’s all.”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​ Professor C. D. Rock ran out of teasers, so he went to Teaserville to buy some more. After arriving there he went to 6 different stores. He first went to the “Theater” to buy some teasers about movies. He then went to the “ER Hospital” to buy teasers about health, and the human body. Then he went to, in order, the “Art Center,” the “Supermarket,” and the “Energy Plantation.” He then went to one last store. It was one of the following:
A. Library

B. High School

C. Dance Arena

D. Saloon

E. Dog Pound

F. Railroad Station

G. Petting Zoo

H. Carnival
Can you figure out which place Professor C. D. Rock visited lastly?  

Answer:  F. Railroad Station The first letter of each place he went to spells out the word “teaser.”
Theater
Er Hospital

Art Center

Supermarket

Energy

Plantation

Railroad Station  

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?

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