Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

Some Rules For Life…. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings.”

There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

People who want to share their religious or political views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hair style.

You should not confuse your career with your life.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy.

Nobody really cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

Never lick a steak knife.

Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age 11.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who are not in them.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Your friends love you anyway.

Never argue with an idiot – people watching can’t tell which is which.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people, stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here!  Eucman!  😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“According to a new report that just came out, the average college freshman reads at a seventh grade level. Or if you’re an optimist every seventh grader now reads at a college freshman level.” -Conan O’Brien

“Amazon just announced that teens can now shop on their parents’ accounts, but the order will only go through if Mom and Dad approve it. Or if they click the button that says, ‘Mom and Dad approve it.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A company has come out with a line of medical marijuana dog treats. Finally a medicine that will help my dog lie on the couch all day.” -Seth Meyers😁

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes Eric is sitting at the bar staring morosely into his beer. Tom walks in and sits down. After trying to start a conversation several times and getting only distracted grunts he asks Eric what the problem is.”Well,” said Eric, “I ran afoul of one of those trick questions women ask. Now I’m in deep trouble at home.”
“What kind of question?” asked Tom.
“My wife asked me if I would still love her if when she was old, fat and ugly.”
“That’s easy,” said Tom. “You just say ‘Of course I will'”.
“Yeah,” said Eric, “That’s what I did, except I said, ‘Of course I DO….'”  😳

Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? ”     “I’m not living with you. We occupy the same cage, that’s all.”  
Answer:  “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” The movie version of the Tennessee Williams play was made in 1958. It starred Paul Newman, Elizabeth Taylor, Judith Anderson and Jack Carson. Burl Ives and Madeleine Sherwood were in the play and are the only actors from the stage production cast in the film. The movie depicts the intrigue and problems of a Southern family. Elizabeth Taylor plays Maggie the Cat. During one of their nasty spats her alcoholic husband, Brick, reminds her about their living arrangements with the line “Now, you keep forgetting the conditions on which I agreed to stay on living with you”. Taylor replies with the quoted line. London born Taylor had her first screen role when she was nine. She went on to star in several Hollywood blockbusters such as “Cleopatra” and “Butterfield 8”.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???  “God is a luxury I can’t afford.”

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….​  Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?

 Answer: Misunderstood  

Thursday’s Quizzler is……. TRANCE, STAIN, CHIME, TUBA and PERK. These words all belong to the same logical family. Which of the following words also belongs to that family?

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