Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


19 things to remember…..
Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon – and some days you’re the statue!
Always keep your words soft and sweet – just in case you have to eat them.
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
Drive carefully – it’s not just cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Never buy a car you can’t push.
Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
Since it’s the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird
names and all are different colors – but they all have to live in the same box.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A new study finds that parents DO actually have a favorite child. The survey
also finds if you have to ask – it ain’t you.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A man who ordered a television off of Amazon was shocked because Amazon instead sent him a rifle.
Which means somewhere a hunter is trying to kill a deer by making it watch ‘Real Housewives.'” -Conan O’Brien

“I’ve been trying to say ‘I love you’ more often, starting this morning. I said it to my family before I left the
house. And then to my barista. And then to her manager, when the barista complained that one of the
customers was making her uncomfortable.” -Stephen Colbert

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.
“Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one.
“There be two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor.
They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.
“Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us.”
The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows called out to the proprietor at
the other end of the bar, “You did say two pints, didn’t you?”
“That’s right,” he called back, “two pints.” 😁

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“A commanding officer doesn’t need brains, just a good loud voice.”

Answer: “Forbidden Planet”
“Forbidden Planet” is a 1956 release. It is a science fiction film that features a number of Oscar-nominated special effects, an all-electronic music score and the first film appearance of “Robby the Robot”. Robby cost $125,000 to create, which was extraordinary in the early 1950s. Walter Pidgeon plays Dr. Edward Morbius. He is the head of a space expedition sent to check on a previous mission in the year 2200. They are soon terrorized by creatures on the planet. In the film, Pidgeon’s character speaks the line while he is consoling Commander Adams (Leslie Nielsen) after his poor performance on an alien IQ test. Canadian-born Pidgeon began in silent movies and made the transition to talking pictures because of his good voice. He continued to act in television and movies into the 1970s.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I’m a good girl, I am.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Identify the fruits and vegetables from the following clues:

(Don’t assume that you know how part of a clue is pronounced. There may be more than one way!)

  1. “Mom, may we please go outside? Will you please let us play? PLEASE! PLEASE!”
  2. Another name for a taxi + the rings in a tree indicate what? = _______.
  3. A pool stick + C + a burnt brownish color = __________.
  4. Your mother pairs socks at the toes.
  5. A drink + me + the end of the word “talon” = _________.

Answer: 1. Lettuce

  1. Cabbage
  2. Cucumber
  3. Tomato
  4. Watermelon

Explanation of each answer:

  1. The words “let us” point to lettuce.
  2. Cab is another name for a taxi, and the rings in a tree tell its age. When we combine cab and age, cabbage is the result.
  3. A pool stick is called a cue stick. Burnt umber is a brownish color. When we combine cue, c, and umber, cucumber is the result.
  4. Mating socks is an expression for pairing socks. When mating socks at the toes, tomato is the result.
  5. Water is a drink. When we combine water, me, and “lon”, watermelon is the result.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you complete this grid of letters? Each line is a valid 5 letter word with its first and last letters missing.
The missing letters form a word when read downwards and the same word appears both at the start and at the end. What is the missing word?


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