WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 1, 2021
Here’s The Story….
A marine biologist developed a race of genetically engineered dolphins that could live forever if they were fed a steady diet of seagulls. One day, his supply of the birds ran out so he had to go out and trap some more. On the way back, he spied two lions asleep on the road. Afraid to wake them, he gingerly stepped over them. Immediately, he was arrested and charged with — transporting gulls
across sedate lions for immortal porpoises.😁
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“This week was Earth Science week. It’s the week you have to celebrate if
you aren’t smart enough for bio or chemistry week.” -Seth Meyers
“New research shows that China has a bigger middle class than America, and
more people in China are living what we would call the ‘American Dream.’ That’s
when you know things are bad – when even the American DREAM is made in China.” -Jimmy Fallon
“I have a strict policy. I will not and do not publicize unsubstantiated
rumors about anyone unless they’re very funny.” -Jimmy Kimmel
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help.
“The word is eight letters long and starts with ‘m’, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.'”
“Monogamy,” he answered. 😳
Fridays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“And just where, my dear Pluskat, are these ships heading?”
“Straight for me!”
Answer: The Longest Day!
This movie uses an all-star cast and almost three hours of screen time to tell the story of the Normandy beach invasion on June 6, 1944 in World War II. In this scene German Major Werner Pluskat (Hans Christian Blech) has just spotted the Allied invasion fleet in the English Channel from his Atlantic Wall bunker and realizes the Normandy invasion is about to begin. He is warning skeptical German Lt. Colonel Ocker (Peter van Eyck) by telephone, who calmly asks line one. An agitated Pluskat shouts back line two. In the 1963 Academy Awards, “The Longest Day” won two Oscars and was nominated for three others, including Best Picture (but lost to “Lawrence of Arabia”). Former U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower was willing to play himself in the film, but it was decided it would be too difficult for makeup artists to make him appear young enough to play his WWII self. Instead, the part went to set designer Henry Grace. He had never acted in a movie before, but he had a remarkable resemblance to the young Ike. Comparing the Normandy invasion beach scenes in this movie and those in “Saving Private Ryan” shows how much censorship standards changed between 1962 and 1998 (their respective release dates).
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“I just bought these shoes.”
“Shut up, Cosmo.”
Friday’s Quizzler is….
What is this word?
Monday’s Quizzler is…….
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com., https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/
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