WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 4, 2021
Here’s the Story…
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.
‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,’ he replies.
‘Put them back, we can’t afford them,’ demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.
‘Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.’
On the PA system:
‘Cleanup needed on aisle 3. We have a husband down…
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
q u o t e s o f t h e d a y
“I read about a woman in Pennsylvania who celebrated her 94th birthday by jumping out
of a plane. She thought she was just walking into the bathroom – but still, good for her
to experience that!” -Jimmy Fallon
“There is a major scandal in the world of the Iditarod. It turns out some of the dogs in the
race are on drugs. Dogs belonging to the four-time musher tested positive for a banned substance.
These are powerful drugs. Opioids. These are the same drugs Santa uses to make his reindeer fly.” -Jimmy Kimmel
“The Pope said that married people should have more kids. When asked for comment, married
people said the Pope should have a kid and then get back to us.” -Conan O’Brien
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
With a man soon to celebrate his 50th wedding anniversary at the church’s marriage marathon, the minister
asked Pete to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to maintain his marriage with the same woman all these years.
The husband replied to the audience, “Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions.”
The minister inquired, “Trips to where”?
“For our 25th anniversary, I took her to IRELAND.”
The minister then said, “What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Pete. Please tell the audience what
you’re going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary.”
Pete said, “I’m going to go and get her.” 😳
Wednesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.”
In the events leading up to this scene, car salesman Jerry Lundegaard (William H. Macy) engineers a kidnapping of his own wife, with the intent of solving his financial problems with the ransom money he expects will be paid by her wealthy father. However, persistent investigation by policewoman Marge Gunderson (Frances McDormand) starts to unravel his scheme. In this scene Marge and policeman Lou (Bruce Bohne) are investigating the shooting death of a highway patrolman (who had been shot by the kidnappers). When Marge asks Lou what the patrolman had written down in his citation book, Lou says the last entry was DLR. Lou assumes it was a partial license plate that started DLR___ and said he had the state checking their records. Marge looks at Lou and says line one. Lou looks surprised and says line two. She thinks it was plates from a dealer (car sales lot). In the 1996 Academy Awards “Fargo” won two Oscars, including Frances McDormand for Best Actress in a Leading Role. It was also nominated for Best Picture, but lost to “The English Patient.” This area of the U.S. was settled by many Swedish immigrants and this is reflected in character names and the frequent use of the word “Yeah.”
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Mr. President! Wow! This is… what a pleasure. As you can imagine, they… they don’t let us out much.
“I can understand that.”
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Eliminate all 26 letters of the alphabet in alphabetical order, but not necessarily starting with ‘A’, to reveal a sentence.
Answer: Sometimes these teasers can drive you silly.
Thursday’s Quizzler is…….
The letter S is added to pluralise most words in the English language.
eg Letter to Letters, Word to Words and Language to Languages
There is a word however that is pluralised with the addition of the letter C.
What is it?
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