WELCOME to TUESDAY NOVEMBER 9, 2021

Conflicting Proverbs

Actions speak louder than words.
The pen is mightier than the sword.

Look before you leap.
He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work.
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

A silent man is a wise one.
A man without words is a man without thoughts.

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth.

Clothes make the man.
Don’t judge a book by its cover.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Better safe than sorry.

The bigger, the better.
The best things come in small packages.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Out of sight, out of mind.

What will be, will be.
Life is what you make it.

Cross your bridges when you come to them.
Forewarned is forearmed.

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
One man’s meat is another man’s poison.

With age comes wisdom.
Out of the mouths of babes and sucklings come all wise sayings.

The more, the merrier.
Two’s company; three’s a crowd

It’s no wonder we’re all confused.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

“A college student in Pennsylvania is suing her school for the C+ she got in a class. She said,
‘I’m suing whoever’s responsible for this!’ And her professor said, ‘Don’t you mean WHOMEVER?'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A recent report shows that pot smokers get into fewer car crashers than drunk people. Then again,
it’s easier to see what is coming when you’re driving at 11 miles-an-hour.” -Conan O’Brien

“A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-called ‘New Yorker milkshake’ which comes topped
with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means the next topping you’ll get is a coffin lid.” -Seth Meyers

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Doctor Jones likes to stop into his local bar after work for an almond daiquiri. One day, Dick the bartender
runs out of almonds and uses hickory nuts instead. The doctor takes a sip and says, “Is this an almond daiquiri, Dick?”
And Dick says, “It’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.” 😳😁😎

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“Please inform these men that the mess hall is closed.”
“But sir, it’s only a quarter ’til eight.”

Answer: Patton!
This movie follows extremely talented but very complex American General George S. Patton, Jr. (George C. Scott) through his WWII days. He was a brilliant tank tactician at the leading edge of tank strategy but identified with the ancient past (“God, how I hate the twentieth century”). He was very religious but swore a blue streak. In his younger days (at age 26) Patton represented the US at the 1912 Olympic games in Stockholm by competing in the Modern Pentathlon (he finished fifth). In this scene Gen. Patton has just assumed command of the Western Task Force in North Africa in 1942 and is inspecting a mess hall. The cook explains, “We’re open from six to eight. Most of the men are just coming in now.” A displeased Patton says line one. He hopes to infuse his green troops with some discipline. The cook protests with line two. In the 1971 Academy Awards “Patton” won seven Oscars, including Best Picture. George C. Scott won the Oscar for Best Actor but refused to accept it, calling the competition a “meat parade” and stating that competition between actors was unfair. Scott initially turned down the role but then reconsidered when he realized it would be a great acting challenge. Nearly half the film’s budget was spent on renting soldiers and equipment from the Spanish army.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“Mommy’s very angry.”
“This is not hunting behavior, Ian. They’re searching.”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
I have two arms and a back,
Supported by four legs.
But there is something I do lack,
Actually, I have no eyes to see.

I also cannot move around,
Or at least, not on my own.
Unfortunately I can make no sound,
Except perhaps a squeak.

If you chop off my head,
You are left with a hair.
If you chop off my tail,
Only tea is left there.

One more clue I will add,
Is that you often use me.
Yet you barely ever notice,
In fact I’d much rather be a tree.

What am I?

Answer: A Chair.
If you chop off the first letter, you are left with “hair”.
If you chop off the last letter, you are left with “chai”.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
Can you decipher this?

DDDDDDDDDD
DDDWESTDDD
DDDDDDDDDD

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