Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!


Can Cold Water Really Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks
that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening chatting the night away,
the next morning John’s grandfather prepared
breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
and questioned his grandfather asking,

‘Are these plates clean?’

His grandfather replied,

‘They’re as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!’

For lunch the old man-made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

‘Are you sure these plates are clean?’

Without looking up the old man said,

‘I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them. Now don’t you
fret, I don’t want to hear another word about it!’

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town
and as he was leaving, his grandfather’s dog
started to growl, and wouldn’t let him pass.

John yelled and said,
‘Grandfather, your dog won’t let me get to my car.’

Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted…

‘Coldwater, go lay down now, y’hear me?’

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

We found a spider in the house and my girlfriend told me to take it
out instead of killing it. So we went and had some drinks. Cool guy.
Wants to be a lawyer.

When my wife gets upset, sometimes a simple ‘Calm down, Honey’
in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her a lot more upset.

“I think the bottom-line difference between being single and married
is this: When you’re single you’re as happy as you are. When you’re
married, you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the house.” –Tom Hertz 😳

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Even though my Ecuadoran son-in-law is fluent in English, he translates some figures of
speech too literally. When I commented that he and my daughter are about the same age,
but she looks much younger, he agreed.
“Yes,” he said. “A lot of people think I stole the crib.” 😳😁😎

Mondays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“She thinks she’s gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?”

Answer: Mean Girls!
Regina says this to Shane when she finds out about Cady’s party. She gets mad because Cady didn’t invite her. “Mean Girls” is about a girl named Cady having to go to school for the first time, even though she’s in high school, because she was homeschooled in Africa. Now, she finds friends, but then she gets popular, so she ditches them. Then, Regina becomes friends with her, but Cady gets mad at her because she takes back her ex-boyfriend, even though she knows that Cady liked him.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“What if they are taking us back to their planet as souvenirs?”

Monday’s Quizzler is….​
Diophantus was a Greek mathematician who lived in the third century. He was one of the first mathematicians to use algebraic symbols.

Most of what is known about Diophantus’s life comes from an algebraic riddle from around the early sixth century. The riddle states:

Diophantus’s youth lasted one sixth of his life. He grew a beard after one twelfth more. After one seventh more of his life, he married.
5 years later, he and his wife had a son. The son lived exactly one half as long as his father, and Diophantus died four years after his son.

How many years did Diophantus live?

Answer: The riddle, the “facts” of which may or may not be true, results in the following equation:

x/6 + x/12 + x/7 + 5 + x/2 + 4 = x

where x is Diophantus’s age at the time of his death.

Therefore, Diophantus lived exactly 84 years.

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…….
They use me to build castles, but I’m not a brick.
They use me to make hands, but I’m not a finger.
I’m international, and cosmopolitan. I’m very often in Monte Carlo,
Las Vegas, Atlantic City and even in Punta del Este.
I’m not alive but I have 81 hearts.
What am I?

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