Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 17, 2021

Here’s The Story….
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who was eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached the workers began to say “Amen”, “Praise the Lord”, and “Glory”!
I preached and preached, like I’d never preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelations.
I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, “I ain’t never seen anything like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for 20 years.” 😳😁😎
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY people,
stay safe, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

q u o t e s o f t h e d a y

Can’t understand why a person will take a year to write a
novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir; two
hundred people changed their religion.
Fred Allen

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring,
close-knit family in another city.
George Burns

Happiness is a dry martini and a
good woman… or a bad woman.
George Burns

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
George Burns 😁

Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world,
I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world,
I’d take it and pour it into the river.” And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey
in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river!” The sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader, stood very cautiously and announced: “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
Shall We Gather At The River.” 😳😁😎

Tuesdays’ Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from??? “
“What if they are taking us back to their planet as souvenirs?”

Answer: Zenon: The Zequel!
Margie says this quote to Orion in “Zenon: The Zequel”. She says this because she thinks that the aliens will kill her, so she’s worried. That movie is about a girl named Zenon, who hears some aliens trying to get in touch and she thinks they are trying to contact a famous singer, Proda Zoa.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???
“If someone sees you…it will be way too dangerous!”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….​
They use me to build castles, but I’m not a brick.
They use me to make hands, but I’m not a finger.
I’m international, and cosmopolitan. I’m very often in Monte Carlo,
Las Vegas, Atlantic City and even in Punta del Este.
I’m not alive but I have 81 hearts.
What am I?

Answer: I’m a deck of cards.
Because there are 52 cards plus two jokers in a deck, the total is 54.
If you count all the hearts drawn in the 13 cards of hearts, you’ll find 81.

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…….
What phrase is this?

itsits diediediedie

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